UWE’s Most Eligible Bachelorette Round 4
It’s the final round
Here are the last three bachelorettes before our final.
Course: second year Fashion
Single for: 19 years
Best chat up line: “You remind me of petrol, because I want to pump you in my car.” (Submitted by a friend).
Course: third year Geography
Single for: 2 years
Best chat up line: “Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you.” (Submitted by a friend).
Course: first year Drama and Acting
Single for: 3 months
Best chat up line: “I’m a lingerie model.”
The programme was introduced in 2016 and offers BAME students a chance to leverage leadership and enterprise skills for life after graduation
Eight students had filed for extenuating circumstances or re-sat exams
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Police are investigating as UWE students are allegedly involved in harassing residents in Cheswick Park
The posters urge students at the university to not challenge people they feel are in the ‘wrong’ bathroom
UWE SU Education VP suspended pending investigation over alleged ‘unauthorised release’ of uni suicide figures
Ayrden Pocock is being investigated following leaked ‘confidential documents’ last November
92 percent of Bristol UWE students have admitted to trying recreational drugs whilst at university
The service was run by volunteers and has been temporarily suspended
14 students died by suicide in the last eight years
The council say they’ve done this due to reports of antisocial behaviour
They are robbing us blind
Extinction Rebellion holds peaceful protests across the country
What a time to be alive
Let’s embrace each others differences
What a time to graduate
An absolute liberty if I do say so myself
Only Eleven herself could get full marks on this
Good A-Level grades won’t necessarily guarantee your place at uni
I can’t handle how much I love this show
I just know Vecna shook his hips to 1999
Jacques also called Paige ‘a clown’
Daniel was given antipsychotic medication when he told his doctor he was trans
Luca, please stop talking about your ‘pipette’
You’re joking, not another one!!
‘Zara believed that a woman should be able to walk home’
The government is banning gay conversion therapy – but the ban won’t protect trans people
And Vecna appears on the screen!! I am shaking
I never want this show to end
Three queens from Drag Race are cast as drag versions of the witches!
Kinda shocked Sam Gowland is on this list
No more men in t-shirts!! Society has progressed past men in t-shirts!!
It just scratches a part of my brain that white noise can’t reach
Vecna please never reveal your skin care routine, babes x
One of them was in the original Broadway cast of Hamilton
The boys in the villa are sleeping on her, are we sleeping on her music?
‘We’re always challenged on finding the balance between artistry, stakes and drama’