Finally, a body craze which doesn’t favour the skinny
There’s a reason no good unis come top of the National Student Survey
Wearing heavy make-up and heels for a week makes you realise everyone’s a perv
Why is everyone so surprised when they learn I voted Conservative?
So much for sisterhood
I’m not sure how it happened, but I’m in the running for Miss Great Britain
If somebody looks a mess, they’ve probably had lectures all day
Nobody needs to take this many toilet selfies
‘Our other cat died recently and Molly couldn’t give less of a shit’
Lectures can drag on, so stay entertained by pushing your pals to the brink