And who am I? That’s one secret I’ll never tell
It’s really none of their business
Remember when you had to get them tightened?
There will be give-aways and sexual health workshops
She wants to increase the number of accessible, cheap nights out
More drinks please
Why does Tuesday night not exist?
It doesn’t look as good when it’s high street
Feet, don’t fail me now
Have you started wearing less and going out more?
He still loves Jane more than Blue VK’s and Runnymede Chicken
Bourne to be the best
A girl threatened to hurt him
This can only mean one thing
The issue is being raised with senior members of College management
Most people thought they were naan breads
We left the actual world and entered Girl World
So what if Reading came 31st?
So much paint
‘I think the country could do more, not just Royal Holloway’
‘Our other cat died recently and Molly couldn’t give less of a shit’
Above all else, make sure it’s sunny
Not even your 2:1 can help you now
Take better pics people
It pisses everybody off
You’re going to need nice teeth and man buns