
All the 2025 Love Islanders ranked by how likely they are to survive in a student house
Conor would be doing everyone’s dishes while Meg played music over the sound of a broken washing machine
Ah, the student house.
A deeply cursed combination of suspicious stains, passive aggressive group chats, and exactly one functioning pan. Living in one is a rite of passage, and not everyone makes it out unscathed.
So naturally, we had to ask: How would this year’s Love Island cast handle living in a student house? Would they be the unsung hero sorting the WiFi when it crashes, or the one constantly “borrowing” other people’s oat milk and dodging the cleaning rota?
Here’s a ranking of how the 2025 Love Islanders would survive be in a student house, starting with the strongest islanders and ending with those most likely to emotionally combust.
19. Conor
Calm, composed, and genuinely low maintenance, Conor would keep his room tidy, always pay his share of bills, and somehow manage to empty the bin without being asked. He’s the kind of housemate who makes student life slightly more bearable just by existing.
18. Shakira
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Would probably create a chore rota that actually works. Mature, grounded, and emotionally intelligent – she’s the one keeping the kitchen clean and the vibes sane. Essential in any functioning house share.
17. Sophie
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Sophie is effortlessly balanced – the kind of flatmate who texts “anyone want anything from Aldi?” and means it. She’d keep the peace, bring snacks to house movie nights, and always return anything she borrows.
16. Shea
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Shea has chill housemate energy written all over him. He’s friendly, not high drama, and would 100 per cent help you carry shopping bags or join you on a late night takeaway run. The type to own a blender and actually clean it.
15. Helena
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Organised, clean, and never caught up in flat drama. Helena probably pays her rent early, with bonus points for owning a Henry Hoover and making a mean pasta bake.
14. Toni
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Polished and prepared. Probably owns matching cutlery, does her laundry on time, and coordinates her calendar like it’s colour coded warfare. Could be a bit of a neat freak, but she’s warm, level headed, and everyone’s go to for advice after a flat drama.
13. Blu
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Blu brings calm, creative energy to the flat. Likely to own a record player, bake banana bread, and mediate any group chat meltdown with a voice note. Keeps things chilled.
12. Alima
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The social organiser. Flat cocktails? She’s on it. Karaoke night? She’s already got the playlist. Might not always wash up her mug after, but she’s too loveable to stay annoyed at for long.
11. Emily
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Dependable, empathetic, and would always lend you her charger. Might retreat to her room during drama, but she’s the one you’d go to for a debrief when things go sideways.
10. Ben
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Ben would make tea for everyone and then start drama in the group chat. You’d love having a deep chat with him at 2am in the kitchen, but he might also storm out mid-argument over the recycling. Unpredictable king.
9. Megan
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Megan brings the energy. Great for house nights out, not great at remembering to buy toilet paper. She’s fun, spontaneous, and keeps the flat from being boring – but you’ll need to remind her when it’s her turn to clean.
8. Harry
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Model/footballer vibes = probably quite clean, but don’t expect him to remember bin day. One week he’s around making protein shakes, the next he’s ghosted the house group chat. A man of mystery, and mild chaos.
7. Harrison
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Harrison would have bursts of house involvement, then disappear entirely. One minute he’s cooking fajitas for the flat, next he’s missing for five days. The vibes are good when he’s around, but he’s rarely around.
6. Remell
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Cool, collected, and always dressed. Would probably pay his rent on time, but might keep emotional distance from house drama – until he doesn’t.
5. Dejon
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Dejon’s got depth, empathy, and serious kitchen therapist energy. But if house tension brews, he’s also the most likely to implode or hold a silent grudge for four weeks. Could thrive or combust – no in between.
4. Yasmin
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Yasmin would be the best flatmate for exactly one month. Chaotic good at first – fun, flirty, unpredictable. But eventually the plates stack up, the group chat arguments get spicier, and suddenly she’s unfollowed three housemates on Instagram.
3. Malisha
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Malisha could probably hold the house together at first – diplomatic, reasonable, and not afraid to call things out. But after a month of tension, her patience would wear thin. You’d find her quietly flat hunting by week six. Honestly, probably for the best she’s already been dumped – she’s dodged the chaos of living with the rest of them 24/7.
2. Meg
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Meg would be the life of the flat. Always up for pre-drinks, first to suggest a flat night out, and never far from the bluetooth speaker. But with that chaotic good energy comes forgotten keys, unpaid bills, and a deeply concerning mouldy mug collection.
1. Tommy
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Tommy is the housemate who insists he’s barely home as an excuse for dodging literally every rota responsibility. Brings home friends at 2am, uses your shampoo, and never buys bin bags. A walking red flag in student housing form. He’s undoubtedly one of the weakest 2025 Love Islanders in a student house.
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