We asked drunk students what the meaning of life is
They couldn’t have been cornier if they tried
Peter keighleyIn the early hours of the morning at the end of a heavy night out, what are the chances of receiving some true words of wisdom from a fellow student?
Well we put that to the test asking the merrily hammered, one simple question: “What is the meaning of life?”
From the streets of the town to outside Papa Si’s, these were some of the finest responses.
Katie (right), Psychology, fresher
“To have fun, get drunk, no regrets.”
Ellis, Criminology and Sociology, second year
“A Maccy D’s pulled pork wrap.”
Connor (left), International Business, second year
“To make the most of what you’ve got, you don’t know what’s going to happen next, you could be walking down the street and then gone. A bouncer could assault you.”
Alexander (left) , Maths, second year
“Refer to ‘The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy’ Genius?”
Maddie (it’s her birthday), Art Foundation, fresher
“Making people’s lives better and all that jazz.”
Dec (left, with best mate Dom), Commercial Management and Quality Surveying, fresher
“To find happiness within yourself.”
Busayo, Maths, fresher
Hugo, Chemistry Foundation, fresher
“Get bitches.”
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