Loughborough’s favourite sex position is cowgirl

The people of Lufbra have spoken out about their favourite position and the results are in: cowgirl.

According to a survey by The Independent, the position that came top in the East Midlands area was the cowgirl (or girl on top), with 38 per cent of people admitting that they love it when the ladies are going rodeo.

The survey focuses on the UK’s favourite sex positions, while also revealing how many of us have safe sex and how “kinky” respondents considered themselves to be.

It seems that Northern Ireland are the safest region when it comes to sex, with 79 per cent of them always using appropriate protection, while the South East were exposed as the kinkiest- they averaged at a 9/10 on the kinky scale. How naughty.

The North and South divide continues in the bedroom as the North predominantly preferred reverse cowgirl, while Londoners favoured simply ‘standing up’. In a bit of a rush to catch the tube we suspect.

Our Luffy lads like the ladies on top, being a bit more adventurous than other places. It is not then surprising that Lufbra came just above average in the Tab’s national survey about which uni had the most sexual partners, with 8.4 (the national average being 8.2).

Although we came below uni’s such as Notts and Trent, we still had an edge over Leicester- which is perhaps surprising to the some of you that have witnessed the shenanigans that occur at Liquid.

Looks like the women of Luff remain on top.