The best confessions from Freshers’ Week

‘I pissed in the fountain’


Freshers’ Week is a time of questionable behaviour, bad decisions and regrettable mistakes.

The whole week was awkward, but now that your new flatmates have seen you cook bacon in your underwear it’s time to bare all.

Here’s some of the best (or worst) lingering memories from the mayhem.

 Katie, Sociology, Second Year

“I drank so many vodka lemonade and limes that my poo was green for weeks.” Rancid.

Harriet, History, Fresher

“I turned up to the majority of my lectures in Freshers’ drunk.” This will carry on well into final year.

Chopper, Business, Economics and Finance, Second Year

“Came in after a night out and ate all of the food in my cupboard. And all of my flat mate’s food.”

Dan, Finance, Accounting and Management, Second Year

“I met the love of my life in Freshers’.” Yes Dan, we all love Sambucas too.

Lucy, Textiles, Fresher

“I got locked out of my flat in only my underwear.”

Josh, History, Fresher

“I pissed in the fountain.”

Ellie, Fine Art, Second Year

“I’m the girl that tried to pay for my drinks at the union using tampons.”

Cara, Sports Science, Second Year

“I only cooked one meal during Freshers’.” Must have spent the majority of her time wafting down Papa Si’s cheesy chips and burger sauce.

Flic, English, Finalist

“I miss my dog more than I miss my parents.” Don’t we all?