He wears drag as he flips powerpoint slides
7:34pm in the Big Brother house – Cristian still can’t rap
And shouting ‘tax the rich’ just makes you sound like a mug
#SunNation and Us vs Th3m are not what us youths want or asked for
Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y
Varsity Rugby kicks off at 7:30pm in Hendon’s Allianz Park
The Sun won’t come out in campus shops…even without the nipples
Want to work in the city and still have a life?
Ben Foreman
The Tab
Jennifer Selby
Harry Shukman
Patrick Maguire