I don’t care if he’s 40
It’s like putting the Bard in a bikini
Sorry, but we can’t all be young Donna
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Crispy’s after midnight
Home made signs covered in glitter are welcome.
I told you it’s not just ket and gravy, mum
Branches in Leeds have been closed due to the shortage
‘Kylie Jenner won the Super Bowl’
I’m already too poor for this tbh
They’re meeting outside Leeds Art Gallery
You don’t even need an A* in French
Bow down to the Mother of Lions
Because apparently Leeds doesn’t have enough unis
That IT degree may finally come in handy
If you actually meet any of them, run
Gutted if you’re a Bolton
I guess narcissism now trumps respect for the dead if it’s one for the gram