Canal Kills am I right

Where do I sign up?

My time has come

No one enjoys crumbs to be fair

Why am I paying £9000 for this again?

I’m already too poor for this tbh

Goodbye Tinder, you won’t be missed

It’s because of all of your wavy garms

The only surprise is why aren’t we first?

My time has come

Finally, the only good part about exams

It’s a Christmas miracle

A true Christmas miracle

The death is not being treated as suspicious

I’d rather not swim in that pond, thanks