The dog’s not a mortar-border collie, he’s a cocker spaniel
Mike Porter was attacked by a herd of 30 cows while out with his dogs
‘I’ve been out in hail, fog and snow’
‘The first thing I bought was a gourmet burger from the JMCC bar in Pollock Halls’
‘People have said if I get £1000 I should see if I can stay in Hive overnight but I think that’s illegal’
He stole £100,000 worth of Rolexes before hijacking a taxi
I had to talk about my non-existent vagina
Ed Campbell
Harry Shukman
Finn Paul
Hatie Kopkins
Suraj Thakrar
Yas Rana
Joshua Zitser
Laura Williamson
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