We are proud procrastination-enablers
You've done it again. Clicked on the article while you were midway through a paragraph, for an essay due two days from now. That's fine, though, you deserve a break, so sit down and indulge in this week's display of public humiliation- no guilt, just scrolling.
Though there is only a limited amount of spaces on this week’s post, all of you that braced the cold should be congratulated, snowed in as we are with deadlines – to drag yourself out of bed, let alone your flat, to hit the freezing streets in crop tops and tees is a commendable effort. Bonus points if you managed to drag one or two flatmates out with you – your commitment to the city and all it has to offer is truly admirable. Though it must be said that this week held more wankers than heroes, all of the cheekiest pics are here for you to enjoy .
Stunner of the Week
I'll put a spell on ya
Can't keep his eyes off – neither can I!
Hero of the Week
A passion 4 fashion
When you and your flatmates are on the absolute same wavelength
Double trouble boy
Double double trouble boys
Heroine of the Week
Get those in girl, get those in
Glass in one hand, bottle in the other, making the most of the night
The staging of this pic is what makes it
Mutant of the Week
Airstrip THIS WAY!
That face is the price you pay for a good boogie
Like i said, a good boogie
WTF of the Week
The real WTF is whatever was going on behind the camera
Mmm, club stench
When the ride says 5ft and over and you're 4'9"
"You like samurai swords, I like baseball."
Creeper of the Week
Though it is a well known fact that the limits of personal space get blurred when clubbing, there is such thing as too close
Taken 5 seconds before his ear got snatched
Life in the shadows
Third Wheel of the Week
The happiest a third wheel has ever been!
Wanker of the Week
Why so hostile?
Everyone loves a lil bit of cultural appropriation
The bigger the logo the bigger the wanker
It's the nonchalant shot pose…
Album Cover of the Week
She was an X Factor finalist in 2016, she lost to a shit boyband she was better than, and this is her first studio album !
Alright Kenny G
The boyband the previous girl lost to?
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
When your friend tries to snake on you but you catch her on her way out
They ask for Kanye but he's feeling more Simon & Garfunkel
That tentative first whine when it's midnight and you want to drag your friend back home with you
Best of the Rest
Looking like the final shot of an artsy film
Milk, the ideal first date spot
When BAD GIRLS comes on and you and your bestie have a rehearsed routine ready
David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk
Neil Stewart – Shh
James Gourlay – Jujus