Edi’s Clubbers of the Week

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You've done it again. Clicked on the article while you were midway through a paragraph, for an essay due two days from now. That's fine, though, you deserve a break, so sit down and indulge in this week's display of public humiliation- no guilt, just scrolling.

Though there is only a limited amount of spaces on this week’s post, all of you that braced the cold should be congratulated, snowed in as we are with deadlines – to drag yourself out of bed, let alone your flat, to hit the freezing streets in crop tops and tees is a commendable effort. Bonus points if you managed to drag one or two flatmates out with you – your commitment to the city and all it has to offer is truly admirable. Though it must be said that this week held more wankers than heroes, all of the cheekiest pics are here for you to enjoy .

Stunner of the Week

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I'll put a spell on ya

Runners Up

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Those smizesss

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Can't keep his eyes off – neither can I!

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Triple STUN

Hero of the Week

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A passion 4 fashion

Runners Up

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When you and your flatmates are on the absolute same wavelength

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Double trouble boy

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Double double trouble boys

Heroine of the Week

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Get those in girl, get those in

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Legendary behaviour

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Glass in one hand, bottle in the other, making the most of the night

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The staging of this pic is what makes it

Mutant of the Week

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Airstrip THIS WAY!

Runners Up

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That face is the price you pay for a good boogie

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Like i said, a good boogie

WTF of the Week

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The real WTF is whatever was going on behind the camera

Runners Up

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Mmm, club stench

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When the ride says 5ft and over and you're 4'9"

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"You like samurai swords, I like baseball."

Creeper of the Week

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Though it is a well known fact that the limits of personal space get blurred when clubbing, there is such thing as too close

Runners Up

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Taken 5 seconds before his ear got snatched

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Life in the shadows

Third Wheel of the Week

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The happiest a third wheel has ever been!

Wanker of the Week

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Why so hostile?

Runners Up

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Everyone loves a lil bit of cultural appropriation

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The bigger the logo the bigger the wanker

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It's the nonchalant shot pose…

Album Cover of the Week

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She was an X Factor finalist in 2016, she lost to a shit boyband she was better than, and this is her first studio album !

Runners Up

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Alright Kenny G

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The boyband the previous girl lost to?

Unhappy Clubbers of the Week

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When your friend tries to snake on you but you catch her on her way out

Runners Up

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They ask for Kanye but he's feeling more Simon & Garfunkel

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That tentative first whine when it's midnight and you want to drag your friend back home with you

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Best of the Rest

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Looking like the final shot of an artsy film

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Milk, the ideal first date spot

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When BAD GIRLS comes on and you and your bestie have a rehearsed routine ready

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Lil rest

David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk

Neil Stewart – Shh

James Gourlay – Jujus