Edi’s Clubbers of the Week
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Leti Batista CabanasYou've done it again. Clicked on the article while you were midway through a paragraph, for an essay due two days from now. That's fine, though, you deserve a break, so sit down and indulge in this week's display of public humiliation- no guilt, just scrolling.
Though there is only a limited amount of spaces on this week’s post, all of you that braced the cold should be congratulated, snowed in as we are with deadlines – to drag yourself out of bed, let alone your flat, to hit the freezing streets in crop tops and tees is a commendable effort. Bonus points if you managed to drag one or two flatmates out with you – your commitment to the city and all it has to offer is truly admirable. Though it must be said that this week held more wankers than heroes, all of the cheekiest pics are here for you to enjoy .
Stunner of the Week
I'll put a spell on ya
Runners Up
Those smizesss
Can't keep his eyes off – neither can I!
Triple STUN
Hero of the Week
A passion 4 fashion
Runners Up
When you and your flatmates are on the absolute same wavelength
Double trouble boy
Double double trouble boys
Heroine of the Week
Get those in girl, get those in
Legendary behaviour
Glass in one hand, bottle in the other, making the most of the night
The staging of this pic is what makes it
Mutant of the Week
Airstrip THIS WAY!
Runners Up
That face is the price you pay for a good boogie
Like i said, a good boogie
WTF of the Week
The real WTF is whatever was going on behind the camera
Runners Up
Mmm, club stench
When the ride says 5ft and over and you're 4'9"
"You like samurai swords, I like baseball."
Creeper of the Week
Though it is a well known fact that the limits of personal space get blurred when clubbing, there is such thing as too close
Runners Up
Taken 5 seconds before his ear got snatched
Life in the shadows
Third Wheel of the Week
The happiest a third wheel has ever been!
Wanker of the Week
Why so hostile?
Runners Up
Everyone loves a lil bit of cultural appropriation
The bigger the logo the bigger the wanker
It's the nonchalant shot pose…
Album Cover of the Week
She was an X Factor finalist in 2016, she lost to a shit boyband she was better than, and this is her first studio album !
Runners Up
Alright Kenny G
The boyband the previous girl lost to?
Unhappy Clubbers of the Week
When your friend tries to snake on you but you catch her on her way out
Runners Up
They ask for Kanye but he's feeling more Simon & Garfunkel
That tentative first whine when it's midnight and you want to drag your friend back home with you
Best of the Rest
Looking like the final shot of an artsy film
Milk, the ideal first date spot
When BAD GIRLS comes on and you and your bestie have a rehearsed routine ready
Lil rest
David Wilkinson // Empirical – Creme Soda, Rascals, Milk
Neil Stewart – Shh
James Gourlay – Jujus
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Having it all – students in Edinburgh talk balancing studies with social media side hustles
Georgia HamiltonLet’s be real, we’ve all fantasised about it at one point
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Seventh Heaven in Week 11
Jamie CalderTime to pre before the sun even sets
New strain of chlamydia originating in Pollock found amongst Edinburgh University students
Mila GreshamThe highly infectious strain has been nicknamed ‘the Pollock Clap’ by doctors
Scottish student feared dead after falling overboard from a North Sea cruise ship
Liam Jones was on a seven-day cruise with family for his mum’s birthday
To club or not to club in Edinburgh: Maybe it’s time to put those days behind us
Millicent AngelShould Cowgate have been included on the Edi 2024 Outs list?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Singing ‘I’m just Ken’ in Week 10
Can this semester end already x
We spoke to the Edinburgh University student behind the EmpowerHer exhibition
The event will run from Friday to Sunday and feature the work of 15 ECA students
Your ultimate guide to the best lunch spots for students on campus at Edinburgh University
Beatrice RaffaMeal prepping? Who has time for that?
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Don’t worry I feel fine in Week Nine
Drink to forget that there’s only two weeks left of the semester x
We spoke to Edinburgh Uni’s Irish Society ahead of St Paddy’s Day
Kitty MesserYou heard it here first: Three Sisters is the place to be this year x
I made my own vegan pizza in the Wanderers Kneaded van and it was delicious
A huge pro: Warming up by the fire
Khushi Parekh
Eight things that consistently humble me as an Edinburgh University student
Tamsin DunlopA little humbling can be healthy – right?
Here’s how to celebrate International Women’s Day in Edinburgh this year
Mia SiitonenFor the brave, there’s a sunrise swim
Edinburgh uni professor paid damages by Tory Minister over false claims of supporting Hamas
Lauren McDougall‘Michelle Donelan made a cheap political point at my expense and caused serious damage to my reputation’
Edinburgh University students Clubbers of the Week: Praying for heaven after Week Seven
How do you all still not know how to pose for a picture?
A study in style: Mastering midterm fashion trends in George Square
Roni SharpFrom maxi skirts to fur coats – it’s mid-terms baby!
Pro-Palestine protesters at Edinburgh Uni have occupied the Gordon Aikman lecture theatre
‘We refuse to see millions generated from our own tuition fees invested in Israeli arms’
Camden pubs to comedy clubs: All of the real-life locations used for filming Baby Reindeer
Rebecca MurphyProbably best to avoid some of these locations
Three MAFS Australia 2024 cast members wanted to quit but stayed until the end of the show
Hayley SoenProducers persuaded some to stay whilst others have said they still regret not leaving
Here’s where to watch Jess Gunning next if you loved her in Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
Iona MacRobertShe has ironically played many police officers
You need to watch the explosive new dating show Love Triangle that makes MAFS look tame
Harrison BrocklehurstIt’s got dinner parties, arguments and cheating scandals in the first two episodes!
Even Lady Whistledown falls in love: A brief rundown of Nicola Coughlan’s dating history
Sofia AiraNicola has certainly caught the eye of the whole ton this year
Omg, Lauren is being lined up to have her own TV show following MAFS Australia!
It’s what she deserves!
Ellie Ring
Long term relationships and Oscar noms: Everything Dev Patel has been up to since Skins
Lily ColdstreamDev has just made his directing debut with his new film Monkey Man
Inside Jono and Ellie from MAFS Australia’s cringy shared TikTok account
‘So this goes out to all the haters…’
A full breakdown of how many emails, letters, voicemails and tweets Richard Gadd’s stalker sent
‘You’ll never believe the hell one cup of tea can cause’
Dog parenting and lavish holidays: Inside Sydney Sweeney’s vibey life with her fiance
Suchismita GhoshI’m not ready for the wedding
From casting to release date, here are all the juicy details of the It Ends With Us movie
Francesca EkeGetting paid to kiss Blake Lively would heal me too, tbh
So, are Jack and Tori actually still friends with any of the MAFS Australia 2024 cast?
They’ve burned a lot of bridges
This is the cheapest way to see Taylor Swift for students from each Russell Group university
Roaring twenties, tossing pennies at the Eras Tour
MAFS Australia 2024’s Tim spills all on ‘horrible’ relationship with Sara that ‘scarred’ him
He’s said she had ‘scary eyes’ and a ‘face of fury’
All the MAFS Australia 2024 cast members who have defended Jack’s behaviour post-show
‘He’s the only person I really trusted’
Who’s actually related!? A full family tree rundown of the Berzattos from The Bear
No, they’re not all cousins
Inside Timothy and Lucinda’s very wholesome friendship since leaving MAFS Australia 2024
Just give them their own spin-off show at this point
Inside Sara and Lauren’s adorable friendship after meeting on MAFS Australia 2024
Best thing to come out of MAFS tbh