Distance is just a number
Spoiler alert: they’re not good.
Every single one of us cocked up really
Fresh off the press that is Donald Trump’s Twitter account
Real-life Cambridge first-year gives a *gasp* POSITIVE review of Freshers’ week!
In a sporty way not a panic way
I want to break free
Need I say more? The rest is history.
I don’t know about you, but I’ll never be a blue.
It’s going down, I’m getting Tinder
They’re bringing Mars to Cambridge
Do you prioritise the toastie maker or the drugs?
Summary: Work work work work work
We’ve all heard the chorus of “This term is super fun for English and History students! They get eight weeks of lounging in the grass before May Week while everyone else slaves in the library.”
Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock
Two years in and still leaving everything to the last minute, maybe next year things will look up (probably not)