Summary: Work work work work work
We’ve all heard the chorus of “This term is super fun for English and History students! They get eight weeks of lounging in the grass before May Week while everyone else slaves in the library.”
Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock
Two years in and still leaving everything to the last minute, maybe next year things will look up (probably not)
One fresher’s audition odyssey.
But venue launch investigation after complaints by appalled parents.
ABBIE COOMBS tells us about nine terrifying months of duck-based debauchery
He called them future ‘insider traders, exchange rate riggers and corrupt Volkswagen engineers’
So we have been here for longer than than you. Which, naturally, means that we know everything.
A tale as old as time
Things get messy
A few thoughts
MEGGIE FAIRCLOUGH tells us how she coped with abandoning her family.
Fuck – the holidays are over
LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST brings you his groundbreaking review of Cambridge’s most exciting benches.
MARK DANCIGER is impressed by a highly professional freshers play.
Fresher POPPY MCLEAN ain’t too pleased with you commenters
As gales continue, HANNAH ROSE writes an open letter to her beloved Girton