Fresher

The Phases of an All-Nighter

Summary: Work work work work work

In Praise of Procrastination

Procrasti-bae-tion

In defence of post-prelim blues

We’ve all heard the chorus of “This term is super fun for English and History students! They get eight weeks of lounging in the grass before May Week while everyone else slaves in the library.”

What Cambridge has done to the Mancunian in me

Warning: this article contains generalisations, slang and repeated references to 90s alt rock

Reflections of a Second Year in Denial

Two years in and still leaving everything to the last minute, maybe next year things will look up (probably not)

Controversial “drag” bop at Robinson College: Offensive or political correctness gone mad?

#boycottbop2016 anyone?

How not to survive the ADC

One fresher’s audition odyssey.

ArcSoc: Why we were right to have SEX DOLLS in the Guildhall windows

But venue launch investigation after complaints by appalled parents.

REVEALED: Queens’ student pursued for nine months by stalker using decapitated, ‘bloody’ rubber ducks

ABBIE COOMBS tells us about nine terrifying months of duck-based debauchery

The REACTION – ‘unethical pariahs’: Caius students left bemused by Master’s email

He called them future ‘insider traders, exchange rate riggers and corrupt Volkswagen engineers’

A-Z of Cambridge, Part 1

So we have been here for longer than than you. Which, naturally, means that we know everything.

Cambridge First Year told in Disney Songs

A tale as old as time

A letter to my Fresher self

Things get messy

Reflections on Week 5

A few thoughts

Tab Tries: flying the nest

MEGGIE FAIRCLOUGH tells us how she coped with abandoning her family.

A Fresher’s Christmas Carol

Fuck – the holidays are over

Cambridge’s Best Benches: Part 1

LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST brings you his groundbreaking review of Cambridge’s most exciting benches.

No Way Out

MARK DANCIGER is impressed by a highly professional freshers play.

What do you get out of trolling?

Fresher POPPY MCLEAN ain’t too pleased with you commenters

My darling Girton, I’m not sure this is working

As gales continue, HANNAH ROSE writes an open letter to her beloved Girton