Bristol named ninth fittest uni in the UK
UWE only came 20th, lol
James HealeDating app Happn have released the *official* ranking of the hottest unis in the UK, based on where the most matches were made.
Bristol just made it into the top half of the table, coming 9th behind Glasgow, Newcastle and Edinburgh but above Oxford (10th), Manchester (11th) and Cardiff (12th).
London unis completed a clean sweep of the top 4 fittest unis, with LSE just pipping King's, UCL and Imperial to take the crown.
Bristol beat both Cambridge (14th) and local rival the University of West of England, which could only stagger home in 20th place, behind the Northern powerhouses of Sheffield and Leeds.
However, all the unis featured in this table still beat behemoths like Durham, St Andrews and York, who couldn't even crack the top 20.
It’s time to update your profiles with your most fire insta selfies and get swiping if you want to make the hot list next year.
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