Second years caught having sex in toilets of Bristol cocktail bar

It probably seemed a good idea at the time

A pair of second years have proved even the smallest martini can give you the unbearable urge to get freaky after being caught shagging in the toilets of a bar on the Triangle.

Eyewitness reports say the raunchy pair were promptly thrown out of Be At One when a bouncer overheard loud grunts of joy coming from downstairs.

A customer who was there at the time told The Tab they had seen the sex-obsessed male in the bar regularly but it’s doubtful he will remain a regular after this scandal.

Just wait ’til you’re home next time guys

The event is a surprisingly low-brow happening in the classy establishment of Be At One. The bar is normally a beacon of hope in the grotty streets dominated by Lounge and Bunker.

This story should serve as a warning that students wishing to get down and dirty in the bar might be best to take their raunchy hopes elsewhere. Maybe Subway?

Be At One have been approached for comment.