Because everyone loves puppies
He was supporting a new dry bar
The paramedic called her a ‘stupid idiot’
‘I lost more and weight and felt suicidal’
She’s raised £371 for Mencap
No I don’t mean the portal
That’s not very festive
And the proceeds go to charity
Corrupt cops, litres of vodka, goats strapped to motorcycles
They’re going all the way to Barcelona