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What would Kanye West do as a Brum student?

Cause absolute chaos?

Selly Oak is a dump and it’s all our fault

There, I said it

The most annoying people you’ll find at a gig

Which one are you?

Uni is the best time to be in a relationship

Wouldn’t you rather be taken bacon than single pringle?

You fail at uni if you need to do all nighters

Where are your time management skills?

Our toaster was stolen after a house party

Is it in a butter place now?

Stop pretending to be Irish on St. Patrick’s Day

It’s beyond a joke

Mason and Jarratt students swapped halls for a night

It was a real struggle

Ferris wheel built in Dudley branded the worst tourist attraction in Britain

‘There’s nothing to see’

Clubbers of the Week

You freaks

A letter to all the cat-callers in Selly

Yes I know I have boobs, they’re on MY chest

What can you expect from Colourclash 2016?

Mass paint for a start

House on Dawlish Road burgled after house party

There’s been three burglaries reported this weekend

University is the best time to be single

Being single doesn’t make you a loser, it makes you a legend

There’s a Harry Potter society in Birmingham

Yes, it exists

A letter to my ex, who dumped me for someone else

You were a mere insignificant blip in my long, prosperous life

Birmingham ranked the 53rd best university in Europe

Is that good?

Cheeky Joe’s is by far the best takeaway in Selly

Your hungover self will love you for it

Brum’s glittering new members-only club is the most expensive joke in town

Who has £500 to fork out on a membership for a sitting room?