‘Three other laptops were left unattended but only mine disappeared’
Who knew Brummies were so friendly?
Helicopter stunts and dramatic chase sequences are certainly more exciting than a 2:1
You know one day you’ll have to wash up your plates everyday?
Your hungover self will love you for it
It’ll look good on your CV too
Nothing else really compares
It really isn’t that hard
It’s more physically demanding than ‘male’ sports
Close your blinds on Hubert Road
Why go anywhere else?