Clubbers of the Week
You freaks
Evie MYou won’t have made it to lectures this week. You won’t have made it to seminars this week. But at least you made it to clubber of the week!
And that’s what counts.
Oldest clubber / most dedicated cheese-man
This guy is back for a vengeance…or did he never leave?
Best birthday make-up
Ahh the face of realisation when your lipstick-penis-face will not be forgotten
Most unsuccessful wingmen
When you’re too tall for your pull and your mates aren’t helping
Keenest keenos
They won’t be doing that in their seminar tomorrow
Henchest henchos
Did you get those guns at the Munrow?
Most compassionate of the week
Stig appreciates the compassion for his desperate thirst in that hot suit. Stig is unamused by the guy not realising water is impenetrable through his helmet.
Most unprepared squad
You thought they were good poses at the time, didn’t you?
Most loved up squad
The five best friends that anyone could have?
Most flabbergasted duo
How are they doing it?!
Hottest for the Bull
He’s loving that ear action
Most unrequited love
The Bull had his eyes on this guy. This guy is not having it.
Most awkwardly placed clubber
He’s realised it’s getting awkward…his mates are trying their very best not to look.
Guy having the worst time of the week
I WANT MY MUMMMYYYYYY!!!
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