A bunch of witches on TikTok tried to hex the moon and the memes are exquisite
Bruh, they really hexed the MOON!?!
A bunch of “baby witches” on TikTok have taken it upon themselves to hex the moon and honestly, I’m not mad about it. Witches hexing the moon have inspired a whole catalogue of memes that I’ve been feeding off for days and I’m still not full. But first, let’s explain: You may have logged onto Twitter this week and seen a bunch of tweets about witches hexing the moon. Maybe you scrolled past absent mindedly, maybe a hexed moon doesn’t bother you (how different can a hexed moon be to a regular moon?), but chances are you’re pretty confused. Let’s walk through it real quick before we get to the memes.
What does hexing the moon mean?
First off, if you’re wondering “what is hexing?” then let’s resolve that. Hexing is literally just casting a spell on something, or bewitching it. Hexing is usually a negative spell, where witches cast a stream of bad energy at a subject of choice… say, the moon, for example. These TikTok witches haven’t just set their sights on the moon. They have also attempted to hex the fae (or “fairy folk” aka the creatures fairies are based on) and their next target is the sun. Go hard or go home I guess, but there’s definitely an Icarus type situation on its way, I can smell it.
Why are witches hexing the moon? Of all things?
The moon is incredibly important to witches. It fuels their spells and power. But hexing is a negative thing, so pissing off the moon is probably… not a good idea? For witches? Or anyone? Exactly. Fellow witches are PISSED at these “baby witches” for hexing the moon, as they’ve apparently pissed off Artemis (God of the moon) and her brother, Apollo (God of the sun). Witches are livid because these inexperienced “baby witches” have got a bit hex happy with the sister of the sun god, who controls health and wellbeing, during a global pandemic. God knows why the sun controls the pandemic or the moon was hexed in the first place but one thing’s for sure: the witch community are aggy.
Let’s calm down from all the madness with some nice moon hex memes, shall we?
1. When you’re just trying to understand
me googling “who are the fae” and “why would tiktok witches hex the moon” at 10:38pm on July 19, 2020 pic.twitter.com/WwwlrjqY2Z
— kd (@kdmcteigue) July 20, 2020
2. Men do not take kindly to witchcraft, history would suggest
Me and the boys casting a spell to unhex the moon pic.twitter.com/izKu2xdaZa
— Jules (@Julian_Epp) July 19, 2020
3. That seems bout right
bro they really did hex the moon pic.twitter.com/9o7FWvjEx5
— 🏳️🌈Siebers 🏳️🌈ACAB🏳️🌈 (@Siebersboy) July 20, 2020
4. Witches are very protective of the moon, I’m learning
when I found out baby witches on tiktok tried to hex the moon pic.twitter.com/aFjymdC0QM
— ditch witch (@vvitchymama) July 21, 2020
5. This is truly worth the read you will not regret it
the witches trying to hex the moon reminds me of when anon got hospitalized by attempting spiritual warfare on David Lynch pic.twitter.com/ZE6lvVOdCn
— raymond noodles (@WandlerChillums) July 19, 2020
6. This isn’t a meme I just think it’s funny
baby witches hexed the moon and the fae :))))
i don’t even consider myself a witch, i’m just spiritual, but what the FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? WHY? NO. THE FAE ARE PISSED. THE MOON DEITIES IS PISSED.
you’re going to have generational blood curses for trying to hex the fae-
— 𖧵⁷sarah🍓✨🌱🍄 (@strawberriyooni) July 19, 2020
i didnt hex the moon. i didnt cum on the moon. i didnt put my dick anywhere near the moon. Ive never done anything weird with the moon. I promised myself i wasnt going to make apology videos after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
— 「matt」 (@Hitoshura) July 19, 2020
8. I feel this
my tl is surprisingly, evenly divided into the “you can’t hex the moon because witchcraft is fake” and the “you can’t hex the moon because the moon too powerful” camps right now
— anti-lawn activist (@antihoa) July 19, 2020
9. Bunch of binches I tell ya
the bitches trying to hex the moon in question: pic.twitter.com/StPxLJCJsG
— ֎ inigo ֎ (@homosexie) July 20, 2020
10. To make matters worse: Egg man
THAT'S RIGHT, I PUT A HEX ON THE MOON! pic.twitter.com/tuC6jRNvmP
— BAD EGG (@BadEgg_Official) July 19, 2020
11. Oceans 14
lmao. no, witches did not hex the moon. why? because i have stolen the moon. if you ever want to see your precious moon again, wire me $300,000. DO NOT attempt to hex me i will see you coming a mile away.
— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) July 20, 2020
Because the moon controls the tide and the Oceans movies are about stealing. Get it?
12. Yeah truly this shit is getting ridonkulus now
I didn’t have “hexing the moon” on my 2020 bingo….
— chelsea BLM ACAB 💫🏳️🌈 (@orbitingoccult) July 19, 2020
13. This might be the whitest thing I’ve ever seen and I’m white
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's chanting a tune
While he's having a smoke
And she's hexing the moon
— skoog (@Skoog) July 19, 2020
14. Level up
broke: hex the moon
woke: shoot the sun pic.twitter.com/fSumv8UH62
— Junkyard XIV (@the_diabeasty) July 21, 2020
15. She’s upset
the moon because witches hex it or whatever pic.twitter.com/RtvQGzjRfd
— ⤝ kayla frankokru ⤞ (@BeccaFrankokru) July 21, 2020
16. You take the moon and you take the moon and you
u hex the moon and u hex the moon and u hex the moon
— anhyu (@anhyuwu) July 21, 2020
17. Babe, no listen, babe, these witches hexing the moon are legit, babe I swear
“No because since they put a hex on the moon the fae and other ocean deities are actually pretty pissed so that’s why we should stop manifesting or use crystals just for the moment but also…” pic.twitter.com/A6AyoKYQaQ
— Hale (@hale_tobin) July 21, 2020
🥺what if we kissed while hexing the moon🥺
just kidding aha…
— tom haynes (@T_Haynesy) July 21, 2020