The freshers are here! Meet the cute 18-year-olds tearing it up on results night

As if this lot are going to university


Whether they were winners or losers, they are all most certainly boozers. It's time to meet the uni freshers of 2018.

These are literally the people who are going to be joining you in your uni towns. The annoying, smelly, pissed freshers who will swarm into your uni town to ruin everything. Just look at them, they're going to ruin your life.

Realising you're going to have to break up with your girlfriend before you go to uni

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Don't touch me it's over

When your pal's pit stink is just terrifying

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Put ur arm down Katie

One last taste before ur best pal leaves for uni

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Stop movin lemme lick u

I think someone got good grades and some others did not

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Not naming any names

There's always one boy lingering

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Don't mind me!

And another one!

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Haha they actually call us the three musketeers lol

When you find out you're going to Exeter's Cornwall campus

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Ffs guys

Is it just me or is the room spinning

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Sleepy boy couldn't handle his A-Level results

Could you just hold one of my drinks while I dab thanks

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Just can't stop the urge

Most bored to meet a Love Island winner ever

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I came here for the pens

Most eager to get her head knocked off by Dani and/or Danny Dyer

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And/or the whole of Fiat 500 Twitter

I see you tensing those muscles for the camera

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Don't worry Jack's not about the muscles you good

Never washing my face again

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Jack! He touched my face!

THESE are the boys joining you this Freshers' Week ladies, watch out

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Take ur pick

Mmmm the sweet taste of failure

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Also read: Why does that man have arms on his back

Fuck the squad sometimes you gotta get the pose just right

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Sorry guys I'm smouldering over here

"My toe!!!"

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Ugh he does this every time

No she's not my girlfriend eugh no I hate her

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Only got eyes for you

BIIIITCH! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG

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Put down your VKs we gotta dance

Ayyyyyyyy

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See what I did there

Hello darkness my old friend

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I'm sure Aberystwyth uni is gonna be juuuust fine

Mum! Why did you make me wear my only nice tie to a foam party??

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It's ruuuiiineedd

Just praying I'll wake up tomorrow and my grades will be completely different

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This is all just a bad dream

And through it AALLLLLLLLLL

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She offers me protection, a little love and affection

The poles just don't taste as good up north

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Can't believe I'm going to a northern uni :'(

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