The freshers are here! Meet the cute 18-year-olds tearing it up on results night
As if this lot are going to university
Whether they were winners or losers, they are all most certainly boozers. It's time to meet the uni freshers of 2018.
These are literally the people who are going to be joining you in your uni towns. The annoying, smelly, pissed freshers who will swarm into your uni town to ruin everything. Just look at them, they're going to ruin your life.
Realising you're going to have to break up with your girlfriend before you go to uni
When your pal's pit stink is just terrifying
One last taste before ur best pal leaves for uni
I think someone got good grades and some others did not
There's always one boy lingering
And another one!
When you find out you're going to Exeter's Cornwall campus
Is it just me or is the room spinning
Could you just hold one of my drinks while I dab thanks
Most bored to meet a Love Island winner ever
Most eager to get her head knocked off by Dani and/or Danny Dyer
I see you tensing those muscles for the camera
Never washing my face again
THESE are the boys joining you this Freshers' Week ladies, watch out
Mmmm the sweet taste of failure
Fuck the squad sometimes you gotta get the pose just right
No she's not my girlfriend eugh no I hate her
BIIIITCH! I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG
Hello darkness my old friend
Mum! Why did you make me wear my only nice tie to a foam party??
Just praying I'll wake up tomorrow and my grades will be completely different
And through it AALLLLLLLLLL
The poles just don't taste as good up north
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