Look at Clubbers of the Week celebrating the end of exams while you’re still in the library, nerd

Physically. Painful. Content


"Ah yeah, I haven't actually really revised either. Feeling pretty screwed for this exam, can't lie."

"That's true, I really hope the past paper questions come up."

"Mmhm, really has been a shit module. Still, can't wait to be free though right."

"Yeah."

" Yeah…should probably get back to work."

Only idiots think the worst part of exam season is the academic suffering. A far deeper, far more repetitive, June-to-May-specific circle of hell is the above conversation, stuck on repeat like everyone bumping the new Kanye album, both participants just one more awkward library "alright" away from a very public breakdown.

Worse yet is you, a university student idly scrolling through Facebook in the stuffy library, being confronted with approximately 15 club photos of students having fun, accompanied by pithy captions.

I hate every single one of you and this is how I show it.

Quick reminder, if you're prone to laughing out loud at these please exit the quiet bit of the library

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Shhhhhhhhhhhh

Alright, get your party hat on and let's begin

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NO NOT LIKE THAT

There's a cliche about nightclub floors making this a less-than-desirable dance move which I'm legally obliged to say does not apply to this particular club

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Impressive tho

Right to left: It's a Mii, Mario, fucking hell is that a rental snake

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They've defo photoshopped the £34.99 yo-yo out of this pic

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And why? Why censor a yo-yo? That's a no-no

Busting a background nut to celebrate the end of exams is a Big Mood

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It's the only way

Although, passing out like this after you finish is definitely a Bigger Mood

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MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS, POTTER

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Just don't tell him I was chanting "oh Jeremy Corbyn" last year or he'll lock me out of my trust fund and take away my Tory Jacket™

These two have clearly come straight from the library in their comfy jumpers

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If you know anyone who posts 'exam tomorrow lol' on their Insta story while they're out, they're a cretin and you're well within your rights to disown them

Is she just wearing her pants?????

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No.

Don't swear at the photographer, swear at your barber

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I bet you look Well Hard on the dancefloor

The guy on the left weirdly looks a lot like Gareth Gates. Well, a bit. Bet he gets that a lot, poor guy.

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Yeah, right

"Now that exams are done, I can finally start filming the sequel to Brave"

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NOT being mean about the hair, just pointing out the impressive tone

Nationwide grad scheme HERE. I. COME.

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You binches aren't ready for my private school anecdotes

Gonna leave you with the world's most awkward group picture

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Bye

P.S. That was Gareth Gates.