Look at Clubbers of the Week celebrating the end of exams while you’re still in the library, nerd
Physically. Painful. Content
Greg Barradale"Ah yeah, I haven't actually really revised either. Feeling pretty screwed for this exam, can't lie."
"That's true, I really hope the past paper questions come up."
"Mmhm, really has been a shit module. Still, can't wait to be free though right."
"Yeah."
" Yeah…should probably get back to work."
Only idiots think the worst part of exam season is the academic suffering. A far deeper, far more repetitive, June-to-May-specific circle of hell is the above conversation, stuck on repeat like everyone bumping the new Kanye album, both participants just one more awkward library "alright" away from a very public breakdown.
Worse yet is you, a university student idly scrolling through Facebook in the stuffy library, being confronted with approximately 15 club photos of students having fun, accompanied by pithy captions.
I hate every single one of you and this is how I show it.
Quick reminder, if you're prone to laughing out loud at these please exit the quiet bit of the library
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Alright, get your party hat on and let's begin
NO NOT LIKE THAT
There's a cliche about nightclub floors making this a less-than-desirable dance move which I'm legally obliged to say does not apply to this particular club
Impressive tho
Right to left: It's a Mii, Mario, fucking hell is that a rental snake
They've defo photoshopped the £34.99 yo-yo out of this pic
And why? Why censor a yo-yo? That's a no-no
Busting a background nut to celebrate the end of exams is a Big Mood
It's the only way
Although, passing out like this after you finish is definitely a Bigger Mood
MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS, POTTER
Just don't tell him I was chanting "oh Jeremy Corbyn" last year or he'll lock me out of my trust fund and take away my Tory Jacket™
These two have clearly come straight from the library in their comfy jumpers
If you know anyone who posts 'exam tomorrow lol' on their Insta story while they're out, they're a cretin and you're well within your rights to disown them
Is she just wearing her pants?????
No.
Don't swear at the photographer, swear at your barber
I bet you look Well Hard on the dancefloor
The guy on the left weirdly looks a lot like Gareth Gates. Well, a bit. Bet he gets that a lot, poor guy.
Yeah, right
"Now that exams are done, I can finally start filming the sequel to Brave"
NOT being mean about the hair, just pointing out the impressive tone
Nationwide grad scheme HERE. I. COME.
You binches aren't ready for my private school anecdotes
Gonna leave you with the world's most awkward group picture
Bye
P.S. That was Gareth Gates.
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