Here is what type of hoe you are based on your favourite night out takeaway

Pass the garlic mayo, I have a dick appointment in 10 mins


All hoes love fast food, that is an actual fact. Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me. The question is: Are you into doner meat sopping in garlic sauce or halloumi with organic hummus in a gluten free flatbread? The reason I ask is because takeaway choices indicate a lot about what lies deep within a hoe's soul. Are you forever snogging guys in the smoking areas of dingy warehouses or do you get dick by firing out thirst traps in Calvin Kleins? I bet I can tell based upon what you shovel into your mouth after a night out.