There’s no good reason for you to click on these clubbers of the week

This week brought the news that there's a 95 per cent chance the Earth's temperature will rise by at least 2C. Climate change, hey.

I tried to tell this lot that it's getting hot in here. They just started dancing.

So yeah his Tinder bio said 6'1", but when he turned up to Nandos he was like this tall

But he was kinda cute

Worst waiter of the week

He's got a drink for himself but also forgotten your tray of food. No tip.

When you come along in a pink t-shirt so your mates force you to wear the metal cone of shame

Well now I feel like an idiot

Guildford's a long long way from the villa, and Chris is nowhere to be seen

I miss him who are these strangers

Thankfully, two heroes tell Kem, on what is his 30,000th photo of the week, where to look

The relief is palpable

When they finally put Arctic Monkeys on after three months of requests

Yeah, I *do* look good on the dancefloor

The face of a man who's accepted that gravity is about to dictate his fate

Eyes full of fear as the hand pulls him to the ground

Mum's stolen credit card of the week

Popping bottles in the ice

This is not the right time to show off your "throwing and catching a Malteser in your mouth" party trick, Gary

But I'm still impressed

He couldn't be here in person to accept his award for being included in Clubbers of the Week…

But through the magic of technology, he's here anyway!

Parting of the week

A Moses the barber special

We tried to spice up our relationship by involving you, but it hasn't worked out, so please just leave us

We've got each other and that's ok

This whole girls wearing backpacks in the club thing is really getting out of hand

The zip is in the complete wrong place as well

Good boy gone bad of the week

Hey, but, also, kind of fuck you

Puzzle of the week – tall guy or short girl?

A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a conundrum

Featured image: Karl Spencer, Kooky Nightclub Wakefield.

All photos are from the clubs' official Facebook pages