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This week brought the news that there's a 95 per cent chance the Earth's temperature will rise by at least 2C. Climate change, hey.

I tried to tell this lot that it's getting hot in here. They just started dancing.

So yeah his Tinder bio said 6'1", but when he turned up to Nandos he was like this tall

Worst waiter of the week

When you come along in a pink t-shirt so your mates force you to wear the metal cone of shame

Guildford's a long long way from the villa, and Chris is nowhere to be seen

Thankfully, two heroes tell Kem, on what is his 30,000th photo of the week, where to look

When they finally put Arctic Monkeys on after three months of requests

The face of a man who's accepted that gravity is about to dictate his fate

Mum's stolen credit card of the week

This is not the right time to show off your "throwing and catching a Malteser in your mouth" party trick, Gary

He couldn't be here in person to accept his award for being included in Clubbers of the Week…

Parting of the week

We tried to spice up our relationship by involving you, but it hasn't worked out, so please just leave us

This whole girls wearing backpacks in the club thing is really getting out of hand

Good boy gone bad of the week

Puzzle of the week – tall guy or short girl?

Featured image: Karl Spencer, Kooky Nightclub Wakefield.

All photos are from the clubs' official Facebook pages