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Greg BarradaleThis week brought the news that there's a 95 per cent chance the Earth's temperature will rise by at least 2C. Climate change, hey.
I tried to tell this lot that it's getting hot in here. They just started dancing.
So yeah his Tinder bio said 6'1", but when he turned up to Nandos he was like this tall
But he was kinda cute
Worst waiter of the week
He's got a drink for himself but also forgotten your tray of food. No tip.
When you come along in a pink t-shirt so your mates force you to wear the metal cone of shame
Well now I feel like an idiot
Guildford's a long long way from the villa, and Chris is nowhere to be seen
I miss him who are these strangers
Thankfully, two heroes tell Kem, on what is his 30,000th photo of the week, where to look
The relief is palpable
When they finally put Arctic Monkeys on after three months of requests
Yeah, I *do* look good on the dancefloor
The face of a man who's accepted that gravity is about to dictate his fate
Eyes full of fear as the hand pulls him to the ground
Mum's stolen credit card of the week
Popping bottles in the ice
This is not the right time to show off your "throwing and catching a Malteser in your mouth" party trick, Gary
But I'm still impressed
He couldn't be here in person to accept his award for being included in Clubbers of the Week…
But through the magic of technology, he's here anyway!
Parting of the week
A Moses the barber special
We tried to spice up our relationship by involving you, but it hasn't worked out, so please just leave us
We've got each other and that's ok
This whole girls wearing backpacks in the club thing is really getting out of hand
The zip is in the complete wrong place as well
Good boy gone bad of the week
Hey, but, also, kind of fuck you
Puzzle of the week – tall guy or short girl?
A mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a conundrum
Featured image: Karl Spencer, Kooky Nightclub Wakefield.
All photos are from the clubs' official Facebook pages
An influencer posted a job ad for an assistant, and it looks like absolute hell
Lydia VennYou have to wake them up with a coffee every morning
Sanjana Rao
Two black Riverdale actresses have called out the show for ‘unlikeable’ black characters
Maddy MussenOne actress was told to act ‘sassy’
What are the cast of the Twilight Saga up to now?
Wait, Taylor Lautner is dating a girl called Taylor??
Georgia Mooney
Revealed: These are officially the hardest unis to get into in 2020
Jake LoaderIt’s actually pretty easy to score a place at Warwick, apparently
This is where you recognise the cast of The Umbrella Academy from
THE MONKEY IS IN LOVE ACTUALLY I REPEAT THE MONKEY IS IN LOVE ACTUALLY
This is how old the cast of Umbrella Academy are in real life
Hayley SoenRobert Sheehan is a year and nine months older than his character
These are the absolute worst things students have witnessed on uni house viewings
Summer Goodkind‘There was a huge cauldron full of bones’
These are the uni cities where students pay the most in rent
Some of you pay £250 a month for your houses and it shows
Harry Ainsworth
Jack Fincham is dating someone new and people think they’re already engaged
Hold on, I can’t keep up
Unis putting bottom lines before student safety in pandemic, says Oxford professor
He says unis are being forced to give students over-optimistic views of Freshers’ just to stay afloat
Which Netflix bad boy would you end up with? Take this quiz to find out
Not accepting any result that isn’t Massimo
Rachel Evans
Ireland took down a Tampax advert and people are fuming
The advert was telling people how use one correctly
These behind the scenes pics of The Kissing Booth 2 cast are actually making me weep
Oh sweet Jesus they’re so beautiful
Amber and Greg are beefing on Twitter and it’s the pettiest thing you’ll see today
Shade is being thrown
Ranked: These are the most expensive homes from TV shows, ever
You’re telling me Monica and Rachel could afford £1.8million?!