How bad are you at being British?

Play our ultimate game of British ‘Would you rather?’ to find out

There are some things most Brits just know. It’s not a birthday without a Colin the Caterpillar cake; no-one actually wants to hear an answer when they greet someone else with “Alright?”

But have you ever wondered how well your views on Wetherspoons, Monster Munch and the cheekiness of Nando’s align with the rest of our great nation?

Take our ultimate British “Would you rather?” quiz below and find out just how wrong your opinions are.