Vanessa Marquez
Features Editor

QUIZ: What FSU major should you actually be?

You know what major you are, but what major should you have actually chosen?

QUIZ: Where should you go for spring break?

We all know we’re gonna end up in PCB anyways

FSU’s craziest Uber stories from drivers and their passengers

Uber drivers get honest

President Thrasher once again restores our faith in humanity with his address to transgender students

‘This federal action has no impact on FSU’s commitment to support and protect transgender people on our campuses’

Everything Donald Trump would say if he was tweeting about Florida State

‘Make Suwannee great again’

FSU is the 16th ranked school for sugar babies in the country

Those student loans have to be paid off somehow

History teacher Pam Robbins might be the best professor at FSU

Do yourself a favor and please take a class with her

The Hobbit American Grill temporarily closed for health violations

They’ve reopened with new branding

What kind of year will you have in 2017?

Let’s hope it’s better than 2016 has been

All exams in the University Testing Center were pushed back two hours

As if finals weren’t already bad enough

The best Cyber Monday deals for broke college students

Every place to spend your nonexistent money this Cyber Monday

7 savage responses to your family’s most annoying Thanksgiving questions

Not for the faint of heart

We went to ZBTerror and asked important questions about Halloween

‘You can get rid of ghosts by just asking them to be in a committed relationship’

What type of midterm person are you?

Procrastination is a life skill

I went undercover to ask UM fans what they think about FSU

‘They’re super ratchet, but in a sort of endearing way’

Math professor Annette Blackwelder may be the sassiest professor at FSU

She won’t think twice about roasting you in the middle of class