Here’s exactly what each The Traitors cast member would choose as a meal deal

Gutted if you get plain ham sandwich

3 months ago

Filled with betrayal from within the traitor ranks, a secret mother-son combo and the queen that is Claudia Winkleman it’s safe to say the Traitors’ impressive viewing figures are justified. And, with ten episodes down and the grand finale coming on Friday, the nagging question of what each contestant would be as a meal deal has to be given a definitive answer. Yes, this is vital journalism.

Because your meal deal is basically a window into your very soul, and in today’s economic climate it probably accounts for about 50 per cent of your entire diet. So – in order to know them even better – it’s officially time to hypothesise exactly what each The Traitors cast member would choose as a meal deal to really understand their overall vibe:

Diane

The passive aggression, the complete confidence in all of her accusations, the iconic outfits, come on now I don’t think I’ve ever seen a more teacher-y teacher. She would choose a drink so tempting she’d die for it, I doubt it not officially being in a meal deal could stop her.

Prawn + Mayo Sandwich

Olive Tub

Rose Fizz

Ash

Almost immediately stitched up by her fellow traitors she was doomed to fail, they must have also got the suspicious meal deal vibes from her.

Cheese and Pickle Sandwich

Cocktail Sausages

Sparkling Water

Paul

This man is so unhinged he’d just ignore the meal deal altogether and just choose what he wants. He needs to feed himself and the devil inside him so he of course needs two mains.

Tomato and Basil Pasta

Southern fried chicken wrap

Monster (ultra)

Anthony

I don’t think anything sums the underlying suspicion everyone had of Anthony more than supermarket tuna sandwiches.

Tuna and Sweetcorn Sandwich

Salt and Vinegar Crisps (Ridged)

Lipton Iced Tea

Miles

At first I thought he was too nice but as the show went on and his more calculated side came out, this man could scheme and his calm exterior was a fantastic cover for that.

Ham and Cheese

Prawn Cocktail Crisps

Iced Caramel Latte

Ross

It’s difficult to live up to his icon of a mother but his sneaky plays to get rid of Sonja and his flip to the traitors got him close.

BLT

Quavers

Chocco milk

Andrew

This man just screams protein I don’t know what you could possibly be doing as an insurance broker that requires the sheer amount of muscle mass but his meal deal must be packed with nutrition.

BBQ Chicken Pasta

Boiled Eggs

Protein Shake

Johnny

He really started to come into his own just before his banishment in episode 5. With a moustache like that can you blame me for wanting more?

Chicken Caesar Wrap

Kit-Kat (4 finger)

Diet Coke

Harry

His bond with his brother in arms Jonny was adorable and the betrayal broke me but those interactions were potentially the only time we saw him smile.

Caesar Salad

Cheese and Onion Crisps

Apple Juice

Tracey

Having a clairvoyant being murdered halfway through the show is just a lovely bit of irony.

Feta and Tomato Pasta

Vegetable Samosa

Oasis Summer Fruits

Jaz

He was onto Paul before anyone else was a true underdog in the castle a masterclass of a game played and a meal fit for heroes will be waiting for him in Tesco.

Hoisin Duck Sushi

Satay Sticks

Orange Lucozade

Jasmine

An absolute rock on the round table, holding her ground when accused and absolutely throwing it out when she had a theory, her strength is shared by the choice of:

Chicken and Bacon Sandwich

Watermelon Sticks

Rockstar Energy (Original)

Evie

Doing virtually nothing then storming out the gates to join the charge against Paul was the dramatic twist I didn’t know we needed

Chicken and Bacon Sub

Thai Sweet Chili Sensations

Ribena

Zack

Getting at least one accusation at virtually every round table and then laughing off Jaz’s absolutely correct theory about Paul and yet still in the running for victory is an incredible fluke – he’d probably get lucky and get the last of each of his favourite items

Coronation Chicken Sandwich

Ready Salted Pringles

Dr Pepper

Charlotte

From the strange amounts of baths she seems to have to the incredibly creative ways everyone spelled her name I do kind of love her despite being part of the bunch who didn’t exactly do anything until the Paul downfall arc.

Egg and Bacon Sandwich

Lightly Salted Kettle Crisps

Innocent Tropical Smoothie

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