What your Papa Si’s says about you

Everyone at Lufbra gets a Papa Si’s after a night out. His decadent cuisine offers up only the finest of fast food, ranging from the adventurous Full House pizza to the hour-on-the-toilet Simon’s Triple Tower burger. 

Your Papa Si choice after Hey Ewe is the most important decision you will make all night, as not only will it determine how shit you feel the next morning, but it determines what type of person you truly are.

Meat Feast Pizza

You’re a person of no restraint. You know what you want and you’re willing to go out there and get it no matter the cost of your parents allowance or the impact it could have on your health. You’re definitely one of the go getters in this world. The type of person who seriously says the word YOLO far too much. You’re probably from Elvyn because blowing £10 or more on a pizza won’t even make a dent to the ‘Bank of Mum and Dad’ trust fund.

Kebab guy

You’re a filthy, dirty drunkard often found shuffling the shit out of yourself on the dance floor but you couldn’t give a shit. You’re just out there looking for a good time and when that good time comes in the form of a delicious sloppy mess, so be it. You’re most likely from Cayley and you probably haven’t showered since last Wednesday but screw it its only Echos tonight.

Chicken and chips

You’re a straight up run of the mill kind of guy and if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. So what if you don’t like staying out past 2AM? Your mother loves you and that’s what really matters. You don’t pull any punches and you probably always make it on time to those 9:00am Accounting lectures, even though you do seem to spend most of your time looking after kebab guy.

Burger

Don’t fool yourself burger boy, the salad doesn’t make it a proper meal. You’re probably single and paying for that girl’s chips, but unfortunately you’ll have to do better than that. Things might not be going your way but at least the taste does take you back to watching Grimsby Town F.C. You’re a real middle of the road type of guy, you might not be the first team fly half, but you’re certainly not a Chemical Engineer either. You’re happy with your boring burger so let’s keep it that way.

Pie and chips

Lufbra is a long way south for you. It’s practically tropical down here so you are more than likely to be wearing a nice tight tee. You wouldn’t trust these southern blue bloods to make “ya mam” a good cuppa. And the gravy ain’t thick enough but it’ll do when coating your chips in it. Chips and gravy – a northern delicacy. See you on the weekend to watch the Luff rugby league game.

Cheesy chips

You probably have a boyfriend and he definitely wouldn’t be happy about who bought you those chips. Chances are you’re an absolute worldie from down south, who spends most of her time in the gym, trying to give Charlotte from Geordie Shore a run for her money. But as soon as that tenth Jagerbomb touches your lips your inhibitions fly out the window and you opt for this greasy, basic bitch favourite. Before spending 10 minutes crying to your house mate about how well your Juice Plus diet was going.