Wine

REVIEW: St John’s May Ball 2017

Very impressive, but short of outstanding.

The Tab Guide to a week long post-exam bender

How to get in the bin and stay there

Does Cambridge have a drinking problem?

According to Government statistics, more than 1.4 million people are dependent on alcohol in the UK.

Caius to hold its first ever formal

They’re calling it ‘formal-formal’, since they have no other way of describing it

A totally respectable guide to healthy drinking

If you’re gunna do it, do it right

The Phases of an All-Nighter

Summary: Work work work work work

COST OF LIVING: Most expensive college revealed

We found a stunning £74 difference in the weekly cost of living between the most and least expensive.

Wine Whine

Gone are the days when my drink of choice was “whatever’s cheapest in Iceland”

Pasta is better than King’s Chapel

PLOY KINGCHATCHAVAL: Week 4

Tab Treats: Mr Mussels

A valentine’s special found clinging to a rock.

From Town to Gown: bridging the gap

Sleeping with the Enemy

Whine of the Week: Kisses in texts

Let’s get angry about letters in messages

Whine of the week: Stubborn Northerners

CHARLIE DOWELL doesn’t understand why people like the North.

Whine of the Week: Couply Couples

Infatuated with your boyfriend/girlfriend and hate wine? Don’t read on

Whine of the Week: Fucking Pedestrians

Like wine? Like complaining? Read on.

Which societies should you join?

Michaelmas is here! Let GEORGINA BUTTERWORTH take you through the top socs

Formal Review – John’s

My-oh-my did John’s formal live up to it’s reputation.

The Adventures of Hercule Porterot

ELOISE DAVIES channels Agatha Christie in a tale of crime in Cambridge.

Vroom For New Investment: Trinity Buy Top Gear Track

Trinity race to buy up Dunsfold Park, production site of BBC Two show Top Gear

Proof: booze brings top grades

A clear correlation has been found between the amount of money colleges spend on alcohol and the percentage of firsts they receive.