Sex

The ‘base’ sex system is really screwed up

A hole’s a hole

So Long, Farewell, (German Goodbye), Goodbye!

JOSSIE EVANS: Week 3

I didn’t glide out the closet flanked by unicorns with rainbow following behind

JOSSIE EVANS: Week 2

Whose sex life is it anyway?

I’m bed serious.

Sexy, Seductive and Stuck

JOSSIE EVANS: Week 1

CUSU cringing hard in sex cam hashtag drama

Applying to Cambridge? Want a webcam bonk? It’s all the same, according to CUSU

Things we regret on a night out

ARU newbie, ALISON DEVLIN, tells us the inevitable after a night out.

PILF of the Week – Alfie of The Copper Kettle

Although admittedly “miffed to be third”, notorious local PILF Alfie of The Copper Kettle is only too happy to let you have a gawp

Cantabs denied anon chlamydia tests

The population of Cambridge is left to fester with chlamydia as Cambridge City Council drastically reduces funding for testing

Saucy cycle cums to Cambridge

A bike race hoping to ignite the sexual passions of many a pedaler is set to take Cambridge by storm

BREAKING: Cantab arrested for brutal Hong Kong murders

Recent grad, rower and CLIO secretary Rurik Jutting is arrested following horrific double sex worker murder in Hong Kong

Virginia Vagina: Why is everyone so hot?

VIRGINIA VAGINA solves all your sex problems. This week: is it okay for your attentions to wander?

Fit Engineer: Vote now

This week The Tab brings you the university’s sexiest engineers

Geordie Shore: ‘Some of your initiations are worse than anything we’ve had to do’

Gannin’ down from the toon, Gaz, Vicky and James gave us an insight into the ‘borderline pornographic’ world of Geordie shore (and told us that we were better than Oxford)

PILF of the Week: Take 2

Following last week’s braxen specimen, PILF of the week brings you a punter of great integrity with a penchant for henladies and grapes

The Solution to Porn

In this week’s column, ADRIAN GRAY solves sex. You’re welcome guys

Disgraced vicar fellow admits ‘inappropriate sexual behaviour’

A once high-standing academic and pastoral carer stunned a church meeting last night, admitting ‘inappropriate sexual behaviour’

Seven Deadly Cindies: Lust

JOE GOODMAN visits Cambridge’s most venerable institution, Cindies, to talk about Lust

Tab Guide to Doing Sex

Having trouble with copulating this Freshers’ Week? TED HILL is here to sort you out

Critics of consent workshops are idiots

Opposition to the consent workshops is absurd and shows just how much we really need them