Life

Halloween: How to dress up the right (scary) way

Guys, it’s a myth that you’re meant to dress like a slut.

Cambridge may be the country’s gayest uni, but it’s still not easy

The wider world is a hard place

What to do on Halloween

Where to go on the one night of the year you’re allowed to dress up and scare people half to death (unless you’re a killer clown, in which case go away)

Clubbers of the Week: Week Two/Three

No one is safe

Clubbers of the Week: Freshers’ Spectacular

No one is safe

Patronising notes for freshers

So you can appreciate or denigrate more fairly.

Cambridge students are officially the hardest working in the UK

In other news, water is wet

TAB TRIES: Exam term clubbing

It is ten times more depressing than you think it would be.

The Cambridge Easter Term Bucket List

Finding the fun in the joyless.

Clubbers of the Week

No one is safe

The Tab’s guide to becoming a student DJ

Of all the hives of BNOCery in Cambridge, the student DJ community is the most elusive and trendy. Because we love you, here’s a guide to becoming the uni’s top selector.

Other things I could complain about

A recent, anonymous member of my college mentioned to me in passing that my column was getting a bit tiresome because “it’s a bit dull to listen to you complain all the time”.

A donor has been found for Lara, sister of a Cambridge undergraduate

Lara says in the video, “Very excited to tell you some great news.”

Dry January? Amateurs, try dry life.

I’d love to tell you I’m not smug, but I just am.

The News Bulletin, Week 2: Port & parody, Curry King comrades and cover picture conundrums

Jack Benda and Ellie Olcott round up the weekly news

Life is too short for Dry January

Dry January is shit. Yes I may be marginally richer, but I like alcohol, and I’m not afraid to admit it.

Gold Teeth are set to Hypnotise Cambridge

Nationwide student-night juggernauts Gold Teeth are coming to town TOMORROW.

These medieval paintings sum up Cambridge life in a way nothing else ever could

It’s like they knew…

Clubbers of the week

It’s back with a vengeance

The Tab guide: How to look cool in lectures

Become who you were born to be. A lecture BNOC.