After the dubious success of Tab Chat-Up Lines, Mark I, five brave men tested a few more unconventional gems. Expressions of loathing, slaps and offers of prayers for their damaged souls ensued.
Our new Fresher writer JESS BALLANCE rounds up some of the most embarrassing stories they’ve heard from Freshers’ Weeks. Have you been named and shamed?
Soon-to-be-Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Saturday: letters A-H.
Simon Bird talks to HOLLY STEVENSON about The Inbetweeners, Footlights and life since Cambridge.
If you forgot to buy ball tickets or you’re floundering in apathy, LOTTIE UNWIN has some solutions.
JESS STEWART and ROSE HILLS: “Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time’ is Disney’s latest outing, jumping on the big-budget, action-fuelled, perhaps-hinting-at-a-moral-message whilst simultaneously parading leather-clad Hollywood flesh bandwagon.’
May Week is shaping up to be the most bass-heavy in history, thanks to a number of earth-shuddering acts revealed exclusively by The Tab.
A spectacularly messy pub crawl through some of Cambridge’s liveliest nightspots has been caught on camera.
From this week The Tab will feature all the best photos from Sunday Fez and Tuesday Cindy’s.
Our intrepid reporter lets someone else make all her decisions for a week. See how she copes.