Fez

Tab Tries: Chat-Up Lines, Again

After the dubious success of Tab Chat-Up Lines, Mark I, five brave men tested a few more unconventional gems. Expressions of loathing, slaps and offers of prayers for their damaged souls ensued.

Halloween’s Coming

Looking for a frightful night and scared the bop just won’t quite cover it? JENNA CORDEROY puns her way through five days’ worth of Halloween ideas for this spooky week.

Tab Interview: The Heartbreaks

THE HEARTBREAKS: one of them is officially the fastest Under-21 Whippy pourer in the West. The North West, that is.

Freshers’ Stories

Our new Fresher writer JESS BALLANCE rounds up some of the most embarrassing stories they’ve heard from Freshers’ Weeks. Have you been named and shamed?

Lexi Abrams

“I want to see people doing something bloody stupid – the world becomes a better place when people lose their inhibitions to look good.”

Freshers 2010: The Cambridge A-Z, Part Two

Soon-to-be Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Sunday: I – P.

Freshers 2010: The Cambridge A-Z, Part One

Soon-to-be-Fresher? Let The Tab teach you how to speak Cambridge. Saturday: letters A-H.

Tab Interview: Simon Bird

Simon Bird talks to HOLLY STEVENSON about The Inbetweeners, Footlights and life since Cambridge.

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: May Week

Tab Rates vs. Tab Slates: May Week Special.

Alternative May Week Guide

If you forgot to buy ball tickets or you’re floundering in apathy, LOTTIE UNWIN has some solutions.

Review: Prince of Persia

JESS STEWART and ROSE HILLS: “Prince of Persia: the Sands of Time’ is Disney’s latest outing, jumping on the big-budget, action-fuelled, perhaps-hinting-at-a-moral-message whilst simultaneously parading leather-clad Hollywood flesh bandwagon.’

The Bass Race: May Week Gets Low-End Injection

May Week is shaping up to be the most bass-heavy in history, thanks to a number of earth-shuddering acts revealed exclusively by The Tab.

Petite Envy

With the onset of Week 5 self-loathing, ELLIE PITHERS attacks the Petite Girl.

Cambridge Drinkers Show Their Stamina

A spectacularly messy pub crawl through some of Cambridge’s liveliest nightspots has been caught on camera.

All The Best Photos From Cindy’s and Fez

From this week The Tab will feature all the best photos from Sunday Fez and Tuesday Cindy’s.

Writer Challenge: Your Life In Their Hands

Our intrepid reporter lets someone else make all her decisions for a week. See how she copes.

Where Do You Date…?

BAYAN PARVIZI reviews the best places to take someone way out of your league.

Club Wars

The lowdown on Cambridge’s club uniforms- what to wear to fit in, stand out, or switch tribes.

F.My.Life.

Cambridge students come clean about their embarrassing, painful and just plain stupid moments over the past week. Massive fails abound.

Review: Nero @ Fez

Some dirrty dubstep keeps OSCAR HARRY from using the cyanide just yet.