The Tab understands that the TCS board has accepted Philip Brook’s resignation after their Editor admitted making a “serious lapse of judgement”.
A senior TCS journalist is facing calls to resign – after making a ‘racist’ joke about a CUSU Student Support candidate.
ALASDAIR PAL: “To call Mission Impossible food porn would be an insult to porn”.
ALASDAIR PAL watches Channel Five so you don’t have to.
“It would be hilarious if the situation wasn’t so grave.” ALASDAIR PAL on Louis Theroux’s latest offering.
ALASDAIR PAL: ‘Billie Piper spends most of her time gurning up to her ears, like a botoxed chimp trying to blag its way out of animal testing’.
“It looks a bit like a scene from Antiques Roadshow, except I appear on half the antiques.” ALASDAIR PAL goes life modelling.
ALASDAIR PAL: “If only there were a way to turn John Hurt off”.
ALASDAIR PAL: “Chalk this one up as a victory for tools and teenagers everywhere.”
ALASDAIR PAL: ‘“IT’S DIZZEE FUCKING RASCAL!”…Except it isn’t…Chase and Status grin behind their samplers like a pair of pasty bookends.”
ALASDAIR PAL enjoys the vajazzle, vodka, and voluminous breasts – but, in reality, the scripted dialogue of The Only Way Is Essex leaves much to be desired.
We’ve done over The Sun and the BNP, but ALASDAIR PAL’s TCS gem from February has never been revealed. Until now…
A Tab survey of this year’s freshers has uncovered a number of surprising findings…
6/9: ALASDAIR PAL and LOTTIE UNWIN investigate just why every Indian wants their picture with them
ALASDAIR PAL: ‘Newnham got the Big Decisions right: a well-executed theme over a big headline act; plentiful drink over quality and outrageous queues; and the ability to get a square foot of henna inked across your face.’
EXCLUSIVE: A couple of last minute teasers by Sidney and King’s complete most of the line-ups.
Downing scrape past the heavy-drinking Homerton on penalties to advance to the final.