Ellie Pithers

Clare May Ball

ELLIE PITHERS had a whale of a time, but her booze cruise came to an end earlier than planned.

How to Celebrate the Royal Wedding

Stuck for plans for the Willie Holiday tomorrow? Make it a right royal piss up or escape the Wedding madness with The Tab’s events barometer for varying levels of enthusiasm.

Featured Image: Baby, It’s Cold Outside

Harry Posher

ELLIE PITHERS: “Hogwarts is just a glorified version of the Eton School of Twatcraft and Snobbery.”

How To Max Out The Freshers Fair

Milk the Freshers’ Fair for all its worth, with The Tab’s guide to the freebies you should be bagging.

The Real Elite: Unpaid Interns

Would you pay £3,000 for 2 weeks of unpaid work experience? Working for free has suddenly got alot more expensive, says ELLIE PITHERS.

Is Cambridge Sexist?

Deputy Editor ELLIE PITHERS investigates why girls at Cambridge should try to “write like a boy”.

The Graduate Lunch

TAKE ME OUT: Spend your parents’ money and celebrate your degree with The Tab’s restaurant guide.

Review: Emmanuel June Event

ELLIE PITHERS: ‘The Emmanuel Committee succeeded in creating a Ball atmosphere with an Event’s budget.’

Lost For Words

All you’ve got left is shit chat, but it’s not hard to get tongues wagging with a bit of crap and a pug. ELLIE PITHERS scrapes the barrel of conversation fodder.

Big Night Out

It’s death-defying, it’s illegal, and it’s happening at a college near you. ELLIE PITHERS meets a Night Climber.

2010 Garden Party Guide

The definitive guide to Garden Parties in May Week 2010.

Petite Envy

With the onset of Week 5 self-loathing, ELLIE PITHERS attacks the Petite Girl.

Housemate Hitlist

ELLIE PITHERS on the friends you want to live with and those to avoid like the out-of-date milk they left in the fridge.

Back Away From The Brows

Shaving off your eyebrows is being touted as the budget route to a hot new look in 2010 by American Vogue, but ELLIE PITHERS refuses to be brow beaten.

From Bikini to Burkha

ELLIE PITHERS: Now Muslim girls can play with a Barbie which “represents them” – but what about the lesbians, the crack whores, the binge-drinkers?

Hark, the Cheryl Angel Sings!

Forget Buck House, the X Factor’s north-west London studios saw the nation’s real queen on show. ELLIE PITHERS tries to work out why.

Cambridge: A Bi-Polar Experience

Ellie Pithers: Had a bad day? Join the club.

Mary Poppins was Perfect, Students Aren’t

Ellie Pithers explains why infallibility is the stuff of legends, and only that.