My week in haikus
Didn’t want to fork out that pound for a copy of Notes? It’s alright, we’ve got you covered.
RED SURGE: 12x more Freshers than ever join Cambridge Universities Labour Club
They’ve almost quadrupled in size in just 2 weeks
Cambridge’s most injured freshers
Proof if it were needed that nerds can hurt themselves whilst having fun
EXCLUSIVE: Churchill JCR to hold referendum on CUSU membership
Churchill undergrads will vote on whether to remain part of Cambridge’s Student Union this Monday 26th October
Grad Life Sucks
Enjoy the bubble while you can. Because when that shit bursts, your life is resigned to decades of tragic (corporate) meaningless