If you aren’t excited you should be
Remember everything it’s achieved
LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST is sickeningly positive about a show that blew him away despite being totally extravagent
College authorities succumb to the people’s demand for glorified, semi-ironic organised fun
It’s Week 5 and everything is terrible and we are terrible.
They’ve almost quadrupled in size in just 2 weeks
Robinson has been plunged into crisis after a week of disrepair and laundry woe pushes students to the edge.
“When I realised I might have got into Cambridge I thought: ‘It’s either the home or the college work.’ I chose the work.”
“What university do you go to?” is possibly the most stressful question a Cambridge student can be asked.
This is the most important thing you’ll ever read m10
LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST thoroughly enjoyed pretending to be one of the kids who were too cool to hang out with him in school
LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST is suitably impressed by this year’s charity June Event
Apparently it’s just optional, harmless fun
Problems with consent will be with us for a long time. Let’s do what we can to challenge them.
A tragedy for beard lovers and people whose favourite colour is orangey-yellow everywhere
Footlighter and Rice Enthusiast ADRIAN GRAY returns to our screens with a tale from the troubled heart of lad culture.
It will be somefin to look forward to
LUKE HEPPENSTALL-WEST explains the issue with Free the Nipple – in spite of its good intentions.
He is currently on police bail
ALFIE PARKER tells us why staying behind is the way forward
It’s all go for our jailbreakers – follow live updates for all the latest goings-on. It’s getting interesting…
“I didn’t do anything about it for two years. I felt I had no right to be depressed”
“Like Blind Date but less awkward, and in a team”
HARRIET HALL gives sage advice about surviving your trip for a trim.
THE TAB hears all of your relationship woes and gives helpful advice
Why we actually do need consent workshops, and why we need them to be good.
FRANCESCA WOOD tells us what we all already knew, deep down
We dive into the depths of Dive, a techno night coming to a King’s Bunker near you
Luke Heppenstall-West
Tuition Fees are so progressive we should start charging 11 Year Olds to go to school
CAMBRIDGE
It’s only fair