I had to read these 13 thirsty tweets about The Crown’s John Major, and now you do too
Jonny Lee Miller must pay for his crimes
Look, there are a lot of highlights in season five of The Crown. Take it from someone who devoured it all in an EVENING. Elizabeth Debicki gives a wonderful performance as Princess Diana, the Princess Margaret-Peter Townsend storyline is devastating, and we get to see the deviousness of Martin Bashir in full force.
However, the best bit for me was getting to watch Jonny Lee Miller looking fit in a grey wig and glasses for 10 hours straight.
I can’t explain it, but suddenly some crusty old Tory prime minister is… sexy. I promise you, Edwina Curry hasn’t ghost-written this piece – it’s just cold, hard, fact. Thing is, I’m not the only one who sees it, either.
So, here are 13 *really horny* tweets about the so-called Prime Minister of Charm himself, John Major:
1. I’m disappointed in myself
I knew there was an uncomfortably high risk of fancying Gillian Anderson’s Thatcher in The Crown but nothing could have prepared me for sexy John Major
— Florence of Northumbria (@FlorenceHRScott) November 9, 2022
2. If he’s still alive, it’s on
Finding hot John Major both distracting and confusing.
— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) November 10, 2022
3. I agree with Jack
can someone create a John Major supercut of The Crown S5 for people who do not want to watch the show but are getting too distracted by the idea of Jonny Lee Miller looking like this to do literally anything else (ie me) pic.twitter.com/QXL11AkQtq
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) November 5, 2022
4. Apparently all you need to do is put big glasses on a man and I’m sold
Watched The Crown last night and then *had dreams* about John Major. Why would they do this to me pic.twitter.com/E3exrrKf2Z
— Amy Charlotte Kean (@keano81) November 10, 2022
5. He shouldn’t be complaining really
Don’t know why John Major was so critical about #TheCrown, at least they made him hot by casting Jonny Lee Miller.
— Love, Lola (@LoveLolaHeart) November 9, 2022
Me seeing Jonny Lee Miller in his full John Major drag pic.twitter.com/C1N2HBMwWg
7. Me writing my very serious series review:
Couple of episodes into the new season of The Crown and my thoughts so far is that John Major is fit
— Lee 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴 (@lxrobb) November 10, 2022
8. Stop making me fancy dusty old men!
The concern about #TheCrown S5 is am I going to end up with a crush on John Major? Because with Harold Wilson it was bloody touch and go.
— Rae Earl (@RaeEarl) November 9, 2022
9. We’re all confused and aroused tbh
watching johnny lee miller play john major is confusing me sexually #TheCrown
— Lucy (@LMAsaysno) November 9, 2022
10. Jonny Lee Miller if you’re reading this I’m free tomorrow night – bring the wig x
So far… #TheCrown I’m not feeling the new Princess Anne, her wig is SHOCKING,😂
And John Major is a ride…. The actor playing him obvs, cos the original not so much 😂😂
— Davina Devine (@DavinaDevine) November 9, 2022
11. LOOK AT HIM
I wouldn’t shag a tory but would I shag Jonny Lee Miller play-acting as a tory for 10 hours straight? Yes pic.twitter.com/XpulToq5GY
— Hannah Van De Peer (@hgvandepeer) November 9, 2022
12. I’d recommend not watching Trainspotting if you want to keep the two separate
— 𝔸𝕠𝕚𝕗𝕖 Samhain 🎃 (@AoifeMhaith) November 9, 2022
13. It’ll be okay
First Matt Smith, now Jonny Lee Miller. Why is the crown hell bent on ruining the very small population of men who actually make me horny
— Tuna Justuna|Gingerbread House Stan Account (@melted_inc) November 9, 2022
The Crown season five is available on Netflix now. For all the latest Netflix news, drops, quizzes and memes like The Holy Church of Netflix on Facebook.
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Featured image via Netflix.