Take this personality quiz and we’ll tell you which park tinny is your perfect match

British Summer: the time when at least half the nation spends their evening slapping on some aloe after an afternoon roasting in the sunshine, the plastic gazebos and leafy trees not giving you as much shade as you thought. Whilst the British public slowly liquify under unprecedented temperatures, there is only one sure fire way to cool yourself down: tinnies.

It is almost scientifically proven that a nice cold tinny can stop you getting burnt, so why not go ahead and peruse the cool isles of Tesco in search of liquid sanity. Can’t decide what tinny to get? Take this quiz and we’ll tell you your perfect match:

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