Plan your Christmas Day and we’ll tell you how posh you really are
If you wear black tie on the 25th, you belong in MIC
Lydia VennChristmas Day is nearly here and though we all think the way we celebrate Christmas is “normal”, there’s actually a lot of different ways people plan out the day. The weird traditions unique to a family, the after lunch activities and what time presents are opened varies drastically. And the plan for your Christmas Day actually reveals a lot about how posh you are.
The timings, what you wear and even down to how you cook your brussel sprouts determine whether you’re best suited to Made in Chelsea or TOWIE. The poshos of the world wear black tie and sip champagne, whereas normal people drink Shloer and put on a cringe Christmas jumper, it’s just the way it is.
So how posh is your family’s Christmas day? We’ve designed a quiz to find out just that. Through 11 questions about how you spend the day, including asking what you have for breakfast and what time you wake up, we can tell who is posh and who is not.
Plan your Christmas day and we’ll tell you how posh you really are:
Featured image credit: Channel 4
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