Which one of these tragic Valentine’s Day starter packs is you right now?
I swear to God, if I see another ‘spontaneous’ trip to Paris
Valentine’s Day is the day that separates the strong from the weak. Because only a few can scroll through their Instagram feeds without cringing at all the annoying and predictable “dinner with this one” posts.
But the biggest hurdle of all? Watching everyone act as though the way they spend Valentine’s is somehow unique or special. It’s not. Sophie from school “checked in” at The Shard last year, but with a different boyfriend.
In fact, Valentine’s Day makes us become more predictable than ever. There’s the girl who’ll say that her “boy done good” when the only requirement for that was him turning up to the date. Then there’s that girl who throws a wholesome Galentine’s for her the squad and bakes a cake with “I hate men” written on top. Or the long-distance relationship couple pretending to like one another over Skype. The list goes on.
So naturally, we reduced all of these annoying personas into eight distinct starter packs: