Here’s what your uni’s Tinder bio would look like, if that were a thing that for some reason ever existed
Go to uni in Oxford
University. What a bloody time, eh? Everybody milling about, going to lectures, sinking pints, generally having fun – and yes, sometimes shagging!
Have you ever wondered, though, what your uni itself would be like were it to try and pull?
Still, we’ve done it anyway.
Part-time Red Bull brand ambassador, full-time Hyde Park hero. St Albans girl up North. Message me for High Rise tix.
I’m a Surrey girl when I’m in Pams, but if you’re looking for something nastier you’ll find me in Lakota 😉 snapchat/ insta: DrumnBassQueen123xox
Reading Knights forever, loves a snakebite and the sesh.
Ideal date: room 3 union all night long and a cheeky walk around the Harris Gardens if you’re lucky 😉 😉
If you’re from Oxford Brookes then gtfo.
6 foot 4 not sure why you care lol
A woman came into the store one day…
Luv a good night out and a few glasses with the favs in Sugar 🏡. Luv 2 be wined and dined. If u hav selfies in yor bio please swyp left ty xoxo
Will like long walks with you if you can put up with me and my surfer mates. Attitude a bit craggy (amiright)
Open to try new things, especially if they’re a Waitrose essential. Ideal date is in black tie with magnums of champagne in my 40 hectare estate. Aspiring politician
Netball captain, Summer ‘18 Thailand -> Cambodia -> Bali -> Australia ☀️
Not here for anything serious, just a good time!
Find me with a cosmo in my hand, contact me for guest list @ Level Love Wednesdays 🙂
Get me on snapchat Princess_Bel97
Here for the Yorkshire puds of tinder
Go to uni in Huddersfield
Camel naughty nineties every week 😉
Vegan, get over it.
That and gets political when drunk.
I’d rather be a poly rather a cunt.
Just looking for a girl who loves MNB as much as I do
Find me in the Bridge smoking area with ciggies and siggies.
Living the city life aha 😉
Big Smoke / LDN / Landan
find me at Blanc or Swingers
techno // shooting // promoting // gin
Perfect date = Sohe -> Soho
Here for the craic!
Cosmic every tuesday c u there
Looking for someone to talk about it with
If ur aub swipe left lol
Life’s a beach 😉
With contributions from Daisy Bernard, Bella Eckert, Lucy Woodham, Roisin Lanigan, Reuben Nash, Elinor Rice, Marisa Lee, Victoria Brush, Tom Bithell and Hayley Soen.