Twee, tea and patio furniture: The most British tweets about Storm Doris
The horror, the horror
You may have noticed some wind and rain this morning – if you did, that was Storm Doris, the latest extreme weather event to ravage Britain. In America, storm devastate and destroy entire towns. In Britain, storms sometimes knock over plastic patio furniture or get our hair wet so we all make hilarious jokes about it on Twitter.
Here are the best of those jokes.
I want to see a news reporter with a bag on their face like this again #stormdoris pic.twitter.com/OYEYTYLmQt
— Jamie (@JFelms) February 23, 2017
I strongly urge all doughy Edwardian nannies to remain indoors today. #stormdoris pic.twitter.com/AL0B6oTdkr
— Marshall Julius ? (@MarshallJulius) February 23, 2017
#Stormdoris hitting the UK like… pic.twitter.com/g6OH3sHqIn
— Dave the Goat (@thecasefarm) February 23, 2017
#stormdoris First devastating pictures emerge. pic.twitter.com/VxzZOa04QO
— Antony Holt (@Hasselschmuck) February 23, 2017
#stormdoris Opening the front door this morning like pic.twitter.com/dPovQsYcse
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) February 23, 2017
Strong Gails out this morning, mind yourselves!
#stormdoris pic.twitter.com/RozrAThKYC— Alex Byrne (@Albyrne12Alex) February 23, 2017
#stormdoris makes landfall in Llandudno, updates are patchy but you may find initial images disturbing #WeWillRebuild pic.twitter.com/6FxL7olx5S
— Welsh Bollocks (@welshbollocks) February 22, 2017
God it's lovely out…#stormdoris pic.twitter.com/muOnFy0HzC
— Fr Dougal McGuire (@DougalMacGuire) February 21, 2017
Don't make unnecessary journeys. Don't swim in the sea.#dorisday pic.twitter.com/z71Bk18Clw
— Dave ☕️ Anderson (@supergingerdave) February 23, 2017
I just wanted to congratulate my neighbour Doris on finally getting her own storm. She works hard and deserves it.
— Doreen Tipton (@DoreenTipton) February 23, 2017
Fucking ridiculous names we've started giving storms
Tomorrows is Storm Doris.
Doris ??
Whats it gonna do, smell of piss & go to bingo?
— Hector (@WHU_Hector) February 22, 2017
Imagine being killed by Storm Doris.
Doris.— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) February 21, 2017
#stormdoris #DorisDay
Doris has felled this mighty oak in West London pic.twitter.com/lybSYh7p98— Grumpy PC (@GrumblingCop) February 23, 2017
Storm Doris claims first victims. #stormdoris #london pic.twitter.com/Q049JvgBJI
— M. Charleroy (@charleroy) February 23, 2017
LDN's being violated by a storm called Dorris bruv, fucking Dorris
— ㅤ (@ffsbruv) February 23, 2017
How to prepare for storm Doris #stormdoris pic.twitter.com/yhSFTVJmAa
— Suki (@sukibhamra) February 23, 2017
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