Twee, tea and patio furniture: The most British tweets about Storm Doris
The horror, the horror
You may have noticed some wind and rain this morning – if you did, that was Storm Doris, the latest extreme weather event to ravage Britain. In America, storm devastate and destroy entire towns. In Britain, storms sometimes knock over plastic patio furniture or get our hair wet so we all make hilarious jokes about it on Twitter.
Here are the best of those jokes.
I just wanted to congratulate my neighbour Doris on finally getting her own storm. She works hard and deserves it.
— Doreen Tipton (@DoreenTipton) February 23, 2017
Fucking ridiculous names we've started giving storms
Tomorrows is Storm Doris.
Whats it gonna do, smell of piss & go to bingo?
— Hector (@WHU_Hector) February 22, 2017
Imagine being killed by Storm Doris.
— Limmy (@DaftLimmy) February 21, 2017
LDN's being violated by a storm called Dorris bruv, fucking Dorris
— ㅤ (@ffsbruv) February 23, 2017
You know, I really think I could
She is easily the best dressed Selling Sunset cast member
‘Too many cooks in the kitchen, too many bitches in this office’
Adele featuring Megan Thee Stallion is not a want but a need
Please let it be McDreamy
Ok, the husbands of Selling Sunset are making bank
This song literally lives in my head rent free
Adds straight to playlist
Not everyone has what it takes to be Kate Elisabeth, sorry x
This is the biggest reality TV divide of our time
Might as well know what you’ve gotten yourself into
How can two kids have such vibey TikToks?
If you aren’t getting the slides out, don’t bother
Anyone got a spare few million I can borrow? Will give it back x
The waiting period between jabs has also been halved from six to three months
His eldest daughter is a Brookes grad
One queen gained over 170,000 followers whilst competing for the crown
Now they’re considering a move to online teaching permanently
‘Santa baby come and pull my knickers down’