Crikey, the best clubbers in the UK this week aren’t holding back
Do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?
What’s that coming over the hill? It’s not an outdated reference, it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Yes, we’re back with yet another edition of your favourite Sunday afternoon read. Try not to enjoy it too much, you lazy old lot.
It’s DJ Brexit on the decks
And if you’re looking for wankers, here’s
Uh, hello, God? I need to report an accident!
Bonus MIC lookalike: Lucy Watson’s having fun
Most crudely Photoshopped-on hat
Least fair dance-off
Bonus MIC lookalike: These girls think they’ve met Proudlock
When you tell your mum you’re not going clubbing
When you won’t let your singing career disrupt your Bumble game
You brought a whole wheel of cheese?
When you forget what your costume is halfway through the night
Guess who’s not having a good night?