Crikey, the best clubbers in the UK this week aren’t holding back
Do they kiss their mothers with those mouths?
Bobby PalmerWhat’s that coming over the hill? It’s not an outdated reference, it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
Yes, we’re back with yet another edition of your favourite Sunday afternoon read. Try not to enjoy it too much, you lazy old lot.
It’s DJ Brexit on the decks
This track’s called ‘If I Could Turn Back Time’
And if you’re looking for wankers, here’s
Get it?
Uh, hello, God? I need to report an accident!
Looks like three of your angels have fallen from heaven!
Bonus MIC lookalike: Lucy Watson’s having fun
She’s definitely been talking about you behind your back
Most crudely Photoshopped-on hat
You’re not fooling anyone
Least fair dance-off
Well it’s just obvious who’s going to win, isn’t it?
Bonus MIC lookalike: These girls think they’ve met Proudlock
Spoiler alert: They haven’t
When you tell your mum you’re not going clubbing
Hope she doesn’t recognise our hoodies
When you won’t let your singing career disrupt your Bumble game
Lol is that ur dog in the 2nd pic? so cute
You brought a whole wheel of cheese?
Yes, that was an Anchorman reference
When you forget what your costume is halfway through the night
Erm… Angry Birds?
Guess who’s not having a good night?
Oh, him
These eight awful MAFS Australia editing errors prove this season was the most staged EVER
Ellie RingI can’t believe these all went by unnoticed?!
Guys, Hinge has added a ‘hidden words’ feature that lets you block people from your likes
Emily SmithLong walks and Sunday roasts be GONE
A deleted scene from Baby Reindeer showed how things really ended between Donny and Teri
Phoebe KowhaiFive months after the events of Baby Reindeer took place, the real Teri left Richard a voice mail
Raving to radio: Everything Richard Gadd did after the real life events of Baby Reindeer
Francesca EkeHe even had time to go travelling
‘She inspired me’: Everything Nava Mau has said about playing Teri in Baby Reindeer
‘When I read the script, I could tell that Richard really loved her’
Jess has accused Callum of cheating on her with fellow Love Island star before their split
This breakup just gets messier and messier
What have Sara and Tim been up to since leaving the drama of MAFS Australia 2024 behind?
Tim seems to have dropped off the face of the earth
Student jailed for stabbing his housemate to death after a fight over his music taste
Syed Hussain-Kazi called his housemate a homophobic slur before stabbing him with a kitchen knife
Jack reveals MAFS Australia producers forced him to change his vows ‘six or seven times’
As it didn’t fit ‘the theme’ they wanted for their storyline
Omg, Jayden tried to sell the bracelet he got Eden on MAFS Australia for extra cash
And asked if Eden wanted to split the profit
If you can’t wait for season four of The Umbrella Academy, here’s what else the cast is in
I need my daily dose of Klaus
Kaching! The Russell Group uni subjects you need to study if you want to be a millionaire
Awkward time to be an English student x
17 years since it first aired, this is who from the Skins cast is actually still friends
Iona MacRobertI wish I was invited to their lunch reunions
A side by side comparison of Black to Black’s cast and the real people they played
Jess LawlorThey got the beehive spot on
Baby Reindeer: A psychologist has explained why Martha always used ‘Sent from my iPhone’
Despite not even owning an iPhone
A look at Richard Gadd’s intense transformation in order to appear ‘neurotic’ on Baby Reindeer
He drastically changed his appearance for the series
There was another chaotic editing error on MAFS Australia 2024 last night and it’s CARNAGE
How did the producers miss this?!
The five fashion trends all the cool girlies are wearing to festivals in 2024, according to Pinterest
Grace VielmaThe lewk bewk isn’t ready for this
Matty Healy has addressed Taylor Swift’s ‘diss track’ and is characteristically unbothered
‘I haven’t really listened’
Everything Lauren has been up to since leaving MAFS Australia 2024 like an absolute queen
She’s an icon, a legend and she is the moment