Any spare clothes or toiletries are welcomed
Men will have to smear a gel on their arms daily
The judge condemned Felix Beck’s ‘entitlement’
Official reps told students to avoid the nightclub ‘at all costs’
Researchers were impressed by facilities at Pleasance Gym
She’s an art student
Felix Beck has been suspended from the university
The attacker struck at random
Lol if you get the South Clerk Street Co-op
The stickers claim ‘women don’t have penises’
One of them attacks international students
Read on to see if their stories match up
WHAT WAS HE ACTUALLY SAYING?
Police have cordoned off parts of the street
Time to dust off those rave shades
Haddy Jeng didn’t hear back for months after experiencing group chat racism
Wearing a badge will not be compulsory
All you need to do is fill out this form
Last-minute applications from middle-class students will not be accepted
At least one of them is said to have suffered serious injuries
And it’s only out-priced by London and Oxford
And Glasgow didn’t make the cut
It’s been a long six weeks
Over 90 per cent of external funding came from Russia
Nothing was too private to be posted on our friend’s wall
I call her Glenda
Did you ever really want to leave your bed anyway?
They’ve been trying to get back since Wednesday
She was voted in today
Innovative skiing week? More like innovative skiing month
Please don’t ask me how many languages I speak
All students were sent an email this morning
This one goes out to all you royalists
Basically it’s just really loud all the time
Just the date idea we’ve all been looking for
Does your favourite make the cut?
A whole month off? Yes please
As if their pizza wasn’t already cheap enough?
Once a procrastinator, always a procrastinator?
Revision snack anyone?
Is it such a crime to prefer civilisation over mother nature?
These pringles are ready to mingle
It’s first come first served, so sharpen your elbows
Someone had to do the research
He’s the perfect student pet
Here’s how you can do it too
’tis a campus full of mysteries
He’s got an appointment with the Queen at Holyrood
Apparently there are sensors in the desks
Have you ever met a non-Scot who can pronounce the word ‘milngavie?’
OMG I’M SOOOO EXOTIC
*whispers* sometimes I wish I’d gone to Pollock
I learnt so many things
Yes, Luxembourgish is a real language
Is it really a big deal?