It’s chaos already, so here’s what the 2025 Love Islanders would be like on a big night out

They’ve grafted, mugged people off, and caused chaos in the villa, but what happens when you take the Love Island 2025 cast out of the beach hut and into the bar?

Whether they’re necking shots like there’s no tomorrow, or already scouting the nearest takeaway, we’ve assigned each islander their ultimate night out personality. Think of it as your dream (or nightmare) party guest list. Here’s exactly what your fave (or not so fave) 2025 Love Islanders would do on a big night out.

Remell – The one who’s already drunk

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Remell’s chaotic, high energy vibe (especially after his villa confession about sleeping with five people in one night) suggests he’d be the one who shows up already on a different level, going hard from the start and leaving just as fast. Treating pre-drinks like an Olympic sport, he would probably arrive unsteady on his feet and insisting he’s completely fine despite all evidence to the contrary. He’d bring drama to the 2025 Love Islanders night out, no doubt.

Toni – The documentary maker

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A US bombshell with influencer energy. Toni is clearly camera ready. Her posed villa entrance and polished social media presence suggest that she’s always glued to her camera filming every moment. Documenting her night out in real time, perfecting angles, applying filters, and tagging every location. After all, a night out isn’t complete unless it’s captured from at least five flattering perspectives.

Tommy – The dancefloor fanatic

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Tommy is energetic, fun, and clearly comfortable being the centre of attention. You can just picture him treating the club like his own personal stage. He doesn’t wait for liquid courage, the dance floor is his domain from the moment the music starts. Whether it’s choreographed routines or free styling under flashing lights, he would be dancing for himself and won’t care who’s watching. Pure serotonin in human form.

Meg – The one who loses everything

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Meg’s lovably chaotic and slightly scattered approach to love could easily spill over into her social life, where organisation might not be her strong point.

Her night would begin with good intentions – bag? Check. Phone? Check. Shoes? On. But give it a couple of hours and she’s retracing her steps barefoot, begging someone to ring her phone and asking has anyone seen my purse?

Sophie – The parent friend

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As a motivational speaker and mature villa presence, Sophie naturally slips into a caregiving role. She’s got mum friend written all over her in the best way.

The glue of the group, Sophie would always have paracetamol, tissues, and a charger in her bag. She’d check everyone’s drink count, knows exactly where the toilets are, and ensures no one leaves alone. Without her the night would fall apart.

Helena – The karaoke queen

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With her bold personality, love of banter, and need to be heard. Helena was born to belt out pop classics with nothing holding her back.

Whether or not karaoke is actually part of the plan, Helena would be singing. Loudly. With no shame. She would demand the DJ plays her song and then proceed to sing like she’s headlining Glastonbury.

Alima – The sneaky flirt

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Alima’s playful “guess where I’m from” strategy already shows she’s mastered the art of subtle flirtation. She’s engaging without being over the top, exactly what this role demands.

Never obvious, always effective. Alima would effortlessly work the room, slipping in complements and flirty glances with ease. You might not even realise you’re being flirted with until it’s already happened. Charming and mysterious.

Ben – The drama magnet

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All the Love Islanders 2025 on a night out would be chaos in itself, but Ben’s instantly infamous ick meltdown in the villa makes him a prime candidate. He brings emotion and intensity wherever he goes, knowingly or not.

He claims to be chill. He claims to hate drama. And yet, he’s always in the middle of it. Whether it’s a side eye, a wrong drink order, or a text from an ex, something always kicks off. Toilets become crying spaces, friends become referees.

Harrison – The Ringleader

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The recent bombshell, and former footballer and model, Harrison has stormed into the villa with confidence, knowing exactly how to make an entrance, then take charge. He’s already making strategic moves, eyeing key players, and shifting dynamics. Exactly the kind of person you’d follow into taxis and after parties.

The mastermind behind the group chat, pre-drinks, taxi, and the night’s entire vibe. When he’s on form, everything flows. If he leaves early, the group falls into chaos. The night rises and falls on his energy.

Shakira – The one who’s just here for the takeaway

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Down to earth and no nonsense, Shakira seems like someone who would enjoy the socialising but quietly count down the minutes until that glorious takeaway run.

The club is fine, the drinks are decent. But let’s be honest, she’s only out for the 2am cheesy chips. Everything else is just a warm up for the real main event – the post night out feast.

Whether Remell’s vanishing without so much as a voice note, or Toni’s perfecting her selfie in the club looks, one thing’s certain – this lot would be absolute chaos after dark. And just like in the villa, someone’s going home heartbroken, someone’s crying in the toilets, and someone’s mysteriously pulled the DJ. Classic night out behaviour.

Now all we need is Aftersun, but in a kebab shop.

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