He was hilarious, care-free, kind, loving, and most of all an amazing and treasured friend.
‘This campaign has grown into an entity solidified into Rutgers history and culture’
Everything is just so goddamn classic
As one of the only white males in the room, this was an incredible and reflective experience
‘There is nothing like this program that Rutgers is doing anywhere in the United States’
‘If any one of you goddamn clowns wants to make a move, I will be forced to rain holy hell upon you’
Uniting the Rutgers community one anthem at a time
Most of us were expecting unlimited beer and pool parties, but we got water bottles filled with vodka and basement mold
I know everyone who knew him misses Stan very much, but there’s other good people out there taking his place
Because most of us won’t be actors, astronauts, or musicians
It’s daylight out so remember, people can see you do all the shameful things you’d normally do at a party
I would love to stay and chat about El Niño and all that hoopla, but truly, I really don’t give a shit
Who do you know here?
Being depressed and pissed off all the time isn’t fun at all, so fuck it