Oh! You pretty things…
Where can we sign…?
The Park Village ladybirds don’t pay rent
A quality pizza service directly opposite campus — what’s not to like?
These are the 5-a-day saviours of your freshers’ flu
“Perhaps I’ll unwind by watching ‘the footie’ with the lads down at East Slope, bathed in golden Fosters juice and the glory of my oiled beard-hair”
There is a spectre hanging over Sussex. The spectre of Silverstone.
More water problems for Sussex
I’ve almost died 7 times, so I hope that I’ve got more than 9 lives
Does Sassy Socialist Memes still exist, or has the revolution withered without my daily likes?
“I’d take a girl to a theatre, but only to watch a play that I’m in…”
Ever wanted to scratch that role-playing itch? Is Warhammer 40,000 a guilty pleasure? Then SWARM is the society for you
“Hi, I’m Ollie, and today I had a big bowl of disappointment”
“Don’t take me out ‘cause I really am allergic to every-fucking-thing”.
You better learn to love this oil painting
The place to channel your inner Morrissey
Students can now share their problems directly
Let’s head to East Slope, have a pint, and wait for all this to blow over
It’s like our very own Room of Requirement…
The only night when Guido Trump is a thing
A good night at East Slope is better than an average one at Shooshh. It’s just a fact.
You get used to being the messy one
We’ve all had it in for them, but isn’t it time we empathised with these weary souls?