When the players get played
Flower, candles and heart-shaped chocolates are stupid anyway
The other guys have animal mascots, but we have a convent
Santa, bring me a gift certificate to Res Wine and Spirits
Because who doesn’t want to be grabbed by the pussy?
The football team dressing as ‘Holes’ was iconic
The wannabe frat star will be wearing a sports jersey that isn’t BC
Because mozz sticks will never let you down