Why aren’t you spending all your revision breaks in Wilkos?

It’s a magical place far away from library books and handwritten notes

What does your house plant say about you?

They’re a great way to distract people from the mould on your wall

I ate dinner in the Hawthorns for a week and have never felt more alone

No one was even there to judge me

These second year legends have to keep a hen in their house

Their landlord makes them look after it